mujhko jeena hai....chahe khud ke liye hi na sahi....

"may be your dream is not fulfilled...may be u haven't got the thing you have desired.......but you can help others to fulfill their dreams......live your life for others and you will find peace in your soul......u can dodge the pain of fire of your unfulfilled desire or love......:)"

CLOSE TO MY HEART.......:)

me + ashish + aman = a precious gem...:)


i must write this,i have to write this and i should....


we three met on august 2005 and since then we have been together......
the journey has been full of fun,assignments,bunks,ogling @ hawttys,rating girls,semesters,struggle,achievements,emotional breakdowns,failures.....more failures than success but still we 3 were always together......

when i was a kid i din have lot of friends actually i din have friends.....i used to play with a bunch of kids,but everyone in them actually always wanted something from me......i used to bring my bat so that i could play with them....i mean there always was some kind of give and take....i was funny thats y they always wanted to be with me.....but the thing was i had to keep smiling all the time even when i was in pain.....cuz i din want to loose them....i mean i cudnt share with them......but then there was this girl.....we used to look each other most of the times during classes......there was something different in her eyes....i guess she cared for me,that i never saw in any of my friends.......but suddenly she got transferred and i missed those caring eyes very much.....but now i see the same glow in the eyes of my two buddies....:)


for the 1st 2 yrs we weren't that close,i mean we were frnds but as compared to today,i know i have got another family in them....:)

there is nothing that can separate us.....but career is something that has made different routes for us and we have to go in order to survive.........

we share everything.....i mean everything.......except underwears we share everything lol....:P....


yesterday i got the 2nd most beautiful gift of my life....1st was ME COMING TO THIS WORld(thanks to my parents)......i got a framed picture of three of us together.....its precious to me !!!!

bas bahut hua....emotional nahi banna muje....cuz big boys dont cry....only girls cry ...lol..:P....

all the best to ashish ,aman,and abhishek.......:)

need some peace....!!!!

my last post was on 30th aug 2009.......

2day is 21st sept 2009......a huge gap b/w my posts.

i had nothing in my mind to write about........it has been over 10 months since she left......

she was a gud frnd,had many things in common b/w us.....i appreciate those moments i had spent with her......

people say opposites attract....i used to think like that.....but in case of "worth to die for" kind a relationship,the rule of magnetism doesnt apply.........

we dont talk anymore.......i dont know where she is.....but i wish she gets whatever she wishes for.......

"i need a GRAVE to RIP....but can't,got many responsibilties and 'm not a looser...."....:)


ps: listening to "yaroo dosti badi haseen hai....by KK..."

finally dot dot dot......

me : i m sorry

she : srry???.....ahem(waits for few seconds)....for what??

(i think she knows )

me : for that day....

she : which day.....(giggles)

me : come on....do u have any idea how much this is hard for me to do that....??!!!!

she : heyyyyyyy.......shut up abhi.......i dint ask u 2 call me @ this hour of time and i need to go to clg 2morro......tell me na....plzzzzz....

(she sounded stupid.........she enjoys  torturing me)

me : ok....i m sorry......now bye....jai shri krishna....

she : idiot!!!!!!.......miss you.....jai shri krishna....

 

ps: abhi ...what abhi.....go and watch hangover again .......she sounded nice, so just relax dude....

understanding the existence of life.....part 1

everyday i wake up....looks on my palm,chants GOD's name......takes shower and pray to GOD to bless me with the power to forgive myself.I can hide my sins from others but when l look on the mirror,i can see the guilt on my face.....

i do sins everyday knowingly or unknowingly.......may look simple to me but when i put their bits and pieces altogether,i realise what i have done.....

GOD gives me loan everday asking no pay back.....but that's not how it goes,i have to pay for my deeds.There is no way i can get away with that.....HE will litigate me and i am gonna have to pay for all my sordid behaviours.

I must know or find the reason for me to be here......i can't keep on doing what i am pursuing right now,i have to solve the puzzle of my EXISTENCE in this HOLY world....

I often ask myself......who am i??....what am i doing here??....who made this world??.....who made me??....there are so many people around here,why can't i exist in them too??......

can i have two souls??.....these spooky questions often bewilder me and confuse me.

If GOD exists,why do i have to suffer so much??.....why can't i have access to a life full of excitement and fun...??....why do i have to go through different  ordeals of life...???....

BECAUSE without suffering there can't be any compassion.....we all will be ignorant of the different facts and figures......

the ability of me  to break,analyse and re create things will make me different from others.....this can only come when i know my very purpose of existence.......the purpose of my visit to LIFE....!!!

the hangover......!!!

i am totally whacked out after watching this shit.......

is this really las vegas......??.....ahha thats y my cousin was avoiding bhabhi while i was asking about the casinos and bars.

ummmmm.....m pretty sure,he must have visited the strip clubs.......he is d biggest ass i can think of and a real PLAYER,who once did three timings.....!!!

hey is it really bad in checking out girls??....i dont think so......

ok....now m getting back to the movie....its a must watch movie guys.....

dont know about the dudettes but dudes are gonna love it......this movie can "spin your head right round all round",as FLO RIDA says.....

that tiger part inside loo was pretty awesome......the sight of a tiger while peeing can beat the shit out of anybody....what if the tiggy jumps on your @#$%&,o yeah that will be a nightmare......lolzzzz

oh come on how can i miss the wedding part......marrying a stripper for one night,oh bouy that should never ever happen to anybody........i hope that dint happen wid my cousin....."who cares even if it had happened",this wud have  been his answer had i asked him.

you are an idiot if u are still reading my post..........just go yaar and enjoy the movie.....!!!!!

something i have experienced....

do your own work and never expect anyone to help you or come for you.......

believe me ,the task will be completed more faster than you think with less obligations and persuations.......

happy or what doesnt matter....

happy anniversary abhi .....!!!!

holy shit....

i cant find my SIM....its an official sim and dad will get furious on that......

i better find it or i am sooooo doomed....!!!!!!!!

shit shit shit..........what d hell m i doing here......dhund sale nahi to marega!!!!!!

thanda thanda cool cool......

mausam is gettin sooo cooler and sexier.......is dat really weather anything to do with my mood or ....ummmm yeah ...yes i knew dat...o yeah true true......very true....

i am feeling so sexy right now.........!!!!...o yeah baby i am very very very sexy and hot,ab khud ki tarif aur kitni karu......

hey y are u laughing at me......???

come on guys dont laugh......i love praising myself!!!!.......aur koi nahi karta to kya....waise karta nahi karti hai.....ya ya,now stop please!!!

weather is awesome and ya i am going to do what i am best at.......and datz sleeping.......

gud nyt...shabba kher.......khuda hafiz.....namastey.....ram ram.......ab jane bhi do paro.....ahhh i mean yaro !!!!!!

Shahruk Sqirts In States....

SMASHED out of the RING mr. SHAHRUKH!!!!!!.....

how u feeling now????

got a jhatka on your ego...huh!!!!!

SCENARIO 1:

SRK: "hey i am the k..kk...kii...king no.1 in INDIA.....how d..dd...daa...dare u americans dont knw me"

SEARGENT: "shut up and dance"

SRK: "i ch...chh...charge $10,000 for o..oo....on...ne performance"

SGT: "hey!!!!.... u stammer ???....what u got in your mouth....gum bomb or sth??"

SCENARIO 2:

SRK: "I am going to complain our I&B minister miss ambika soni"

SGT: "for what??"

SRK: "for frisking me like that"

SGT: "hey u know that lady!!!!......".......i am gonna call CIA personnels....its a matter of national security now!!!

SCENARIO 3:

SRK: "can i make a call?"

SGT: "w8.... i need to arrange a recorder."

SRK: "why?"

SGT: "we need to know whether mehsud is dead or not".......( mehsud: supreme commander of taliban,dead now)

SCENARIO 4:

SRK:  "bhai jaan.....muje yahaan se nikalo"

IRFAN:  "abe tu kaise fas gaya oye...!!!....muje bhi pakad rakha tha"

SRK: "bhai jaan bahut sata rahe hai"

IRFAN: " koi baat nahi oye....maine to sabka free me chhhota recharge kara diya tha oye.....aur bahar aa gaya oye"

SRK: "par mai kya karu bhaijaan?"

IRFAN: "tera kuch nahi ho sakta oye....tuje to waise bhi 11 mulko ki police talash rahi hai oye....allah teri aatma ko rehmat de ...oye!!!!

happy birthday ji.....

happy birthday kanhaiya lalla ji.......

2day is your day ji.......

eat dahi as much as you want.......because after puja i am gonna have them allllllll.......

although its your birthday bash but the treat is always gonna be ours....haina lalla ji....

krishna ji you have always been my best friend.

always keep your blessings on my family and me.

mai humesha chup rahunga...shhhhhhhh!!!!!

this is my 100th post.....i wanted to write sth very special,so i m doing it......

these are the lines from the movie KAL HO NA HO.....when naina knows the plan of aman and rohit in metro station and aman starts reading rohit's book,which is totally blank.......

"naina ...kash mai tumhe bata sakta mai tumhe kitna chahta hu.....1 sec rukkk.....

i love you,i love....i love  you very very much naina......aur likha hai.....

i love you and.......an'....mai aankhen band karta hu to tumhe dekhta hu....aankhen kholta hu to tumhe dekhna chahta hu,tum pass nahi hoti ho to tumhe charo taraf mehsoos karta hu....har pal...har ghari...har waqt...

mere naina meri naina ko dhundhti hai.... 

 ise pyar kaho pagalpan yaaa....mere dil ki dhadkan... mere liye ek hi baat hai......pyar to bahut log karte hai lekin mere jaisa pyar koi nahi kar sakta ,kyunki kisi ke pass tum jo nahi ho.....

mai tumhe bhul nahi sakta naina....mai tumhe bhulna hi nahi chahta.....tum meri ho.....

mai tumhe pyar karunga ...zindagi bhar pyar karunga.....marte dum tak pyar karunga....aur aur...uske baad bhi....  thats' it"

"behet behet pyar karta hu mai usse

 dil ki....di' ki har ek nas se,

mere har nas me ek dil basa hai,

jo sirf aur sirf use chahta hai,

uski khushiyo ki dua mangta hai

jab bhi use dekhta hu,

pure badan ki dhadkane tez ho jati hai,

aisa lagta hai ...jaise...jai'...usne apne dono hatho se muje jakad liya ho,

muje chuh kar to dekho,

har jagah har us rom me sirf tera naam likha hai,teri hasi chupi hai,tere badan ki khushboo basi hai

par mai usse pyar nahi kar sakta,

kyu karu mai usse pyar...jab mai janta hu uski khushi koi aur hai,

fir bhi ek dil ko samjhaya ja sakta hai....maar sakta hu us ek dil ko,

par mujme to hajaro dil hai,

kaise samjhau in dilo ko,

ek khwaish hai tumse....pyar to tumse pa na saka,maut hi mujko de ja  tu.....maut hi mujko de ja  tu....."

broke broke broke.....

when things dont go like the way we thought and indicts  a difficult phase of life.....we feel so broke and smashed.

it gets even worse when  cuz of d people you love and care,you cant even cry;you have to keep a fake smile,stand tall always ready to take all the responsibilties even at the time when you dont even have the energy to carry with the KASHMAKASH(struggle) going deep inside you....

i cant tell them about the recent developments that are getting really difficult to cope up with.....

right now i am feeling very low,got no idea on how to deal with the current situation.....

thanks to this guy,he is supporting me a lot....otherwise i would have lost everything.....

now i say....no matter how strong you are,you will always need someone's help....a moral support is always needed......there has to be someone with you,so that you keep sharing and keep telling about your mind coflicts and that person is known as FRIEND....always appreciate that person and never loose him,he will guide you through all phases of life.

i am trying ashu.....but if i loose the battle,that wont be because of your lack of support,it will be because of loosing all my blood.....

JAI SHRI KRISHNA

GOD y me...????

my childhood has never been so playful.......i never complained....

i missed my whole one year .........i never complained

i worked hard for entrance exams........i never complained

i studied madly in my 2nd yr,but sth happened just b4 my semester exams...........but i kept faith in u ............still i never complained

i couldnt sit in my 1st campus interview cuz of dat..........i never complained,still kept faith and blamed myself for my failure........and kept trying......

i again sat for another one,but dad fell ill.....and i had to keep looking after him as well as carry on with the interview procedure..........still i never complained

life has never been so easy for me........i am not complaining,each and every person on this earth has got different sets of problems..........

i beg u GOD please dont do this to me this time...i badly need that what i have with me right now,otherwise i will be broken forever........i need this badly........my life depends on it......

i know u will give me strength and show me ways to get out of this mess.......i worked hard for that and dont want to loose it.........

jai shri krishna

attitude at its peak.....

boy : i wanna break up........its not working out...

girl : but y.....i love u......

boy :  i cant afford u anymore datz y m dumping u !!!!

from a sister to her brother....!!!!

 A Brother Just Like You

I just want to let you know 

You mean the world to me 

Only a heart as dear as yours 

Would give so unselfishly 

The many things you've done 

All the times that you were there 

Help me know deep down inside 

How much you really care 

Even though I might not say 

I appreciate all you do 

Richly blessed is how I feel 

Having a brother just like you

isnt it a beautiful poem....i loved it....!!!

she wrote that for me.....thanx hunny...all blessings be with u....

reasons of conflicts.....

there are three reasons of conflicts all over the world.....that can be a family feud or diplomatic controversies b/w two big nations.....

1. land

2. wealth

3. woman

- srimad bhagavadgita

damn u ABHI.....

u knw wat ABHI u r such a jerk....yes u r a jackass.....

u knw how girls are; still u go accordin 2 moral values......

come on dude......wake up,dese days women are more dangerous den LADEN family.....

so work like MOSAD  agent and dumb every b***ch u meet,cuz dey deserve for wat dey do and dey must pay for their deeds!!!!......

enjoy d life and never give ur heart to any dumbo !!!...lol 

jara meri bhi suno!!!!

if u really wanna survive in DELHI.......

u must know how to deal with........

DILO ki  SAUDEBAJI !!!!!!

cant lie dat i dont miss you......

glass is broken....

but 

the pieces still make me 

remember you...!!!!!

happy friendship day....

being a single child to my parents,i never experienced sharing my stuffs,my feelings,my happiness with someone close to my age.

i  have  always been a reserved kind a guy,i had friends in my school days but never got the feeling of finding happiness in loosing something for them.i dont know i never had that special feeling.........cant explain you...its just something from the deepest part of the heart.......

one thing i have learnt is ,in a true relationship not just gf bf m talking about,it can be anything,neither of the two persons have to make any type of extra efforts......the bond b/w them is so strong,no matter how much u abuse or scold each other,at the end of the day both are together....... smoking cigarettes,talking about babes and sometimes future planning also but rarely...lol....:)

i got so many friends in my college......all of them are good human beings........

but the two guys i know are the best buddies i can ever have in my life.........

i can assure you that i can do anything for them.they are my jaans yaar.i cant live without them.

there will be time when each one of us will depart for career,i knw they will always be in touch with me.....

1 to humesha ki tarah roz roz 160 by 2 se gud morning and gud nyt karta rahega.....

aur dusra ek number ka nautanki baaj,usko muje hi call karke samjhana padega ki......."sale ab to recharge karana band kar!!!".....:P

sms guy : he is so predictable.he is the most solved and thoda sa natkhat(bas ek hi chiz download karega.....mat pucho kya).....and caring person.

u can actually rely on  that person and he wont disappoint u.

rechargeable guy: i wont call him seedha sadha type,but ya he never cares ki uska khudka bhi nuksan ho raha hai........but a lovable and enjoyable personality he has got. he is smart and hardworking but thoda zyada hi paropkari type.

ummmm....ladkiyo me......dont knw.....schul me bhi khas koi frnd nahi thi ,abhi bhi i am not in contact with any girl physically(i mean ...dont meet any girl personally).....

but ya there is girl i m trying to understand.....she is a bit complicated but she has got a very interesting personality and ya i have learnt lots of things from that girl...."the fighting spirit" specially.....

hope we meet soon before ur MEETZ marriage,wid u offcors.....lol

wishing the bestest of life to all my school friends and college mates!!!

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO HAVE BEEN AND WILL BE PART OF MY LIFE. GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU. 

Jack SON - The Son Of Musical Goddess

"if you enter this world

knowing you are loved and you leave

this world knowing the same,then everything 

that happens in between

can be dealt with"

- MIcheal JackSon

legends never die.........he will always be remembered.......!!!!!

darkness follows us !!!!

people say there is gonna be light after dark 

but there is also gonna be dark after light

cylcle never ends and continues till the 

                mayhem leads to

                DOOMSDAY.......

khushiyo ko wo le gaya......

kaisa ye pyar ka rang hai,

jo tu mujpe chada gaya,

kaisa ye bechedne ka dard hai,

jo tu mujko de gaya

dil to wohi tha jisne mujko pyar diya

fir kaise wo mujko akela chod gaya

ab....

hatho ke chale dil me ubhar aye hai

aansuyo ke dhar me aankhon ki roshni beh gaye hai

soni soni akhiyo ko tu baha gaya

par is bhare dil ko tu soona kar gaya

sath sath ek kinare pe chalte chalte

kaise tu kinara badal gaya

pyar ka gunah mai tujse kar gaya

jaan na paya aisa kya gunah kiya

jo tu muje akela chod gaya

kyu tu muje tanha chod gaya

apne hatheli pe tere hath ko dhundta rahu

apne kandhe pe tere sar ko mehsoos na kar pau

tere badan ki khushbuu ab mujko nahi aati hai

hawa me behta  pallu ab nahi mujko chuta hai

tere is dil se mera dil tha har gaya

teri dhadkan mere dil ki dhadkan tha ban gaya

mere pyar ki aag ko tera kaleja bhuja gaya

yaad teri aa rahi hai

kaise ab tujo bhulau re .....

kaise tujse kiya pyar bhulau re....

MTNL sucks!!!!

i have got MTNL  net connection and its the worst connection anybody can have......using their broadband can be  nightmarish....!!!!!......

even if u try to complaint,each and every attendant whoever attends the call passes on the work load to his subbordinates.....simply a disgusting job to explain each and every one 'bout d fuk m going thru......

cant even check my important mails and reply my buddies messages......!!!!

its better that it gets closed and privatized.....salo kaam nahi karoge to yehi hoga!!!!....

engineers huh..!!!....1

hey remember those sleepless nights,wo dengue ke machhar sale...........singin like himesh....hmmmm.....wow....kitna padte the yaar....just to get into a prestigous engineering college....din have time to even pee......well all those hard works paid off and got selected atlast.....

he : oye!!!...have u done d last chapter...its d easiest and m sure questions will come....

me : nai yaar...m still stuck wid d thermodynamics part.......will take tym.......

these were the talkings we used to do before joining JSS......

NOW: 

he : hey check her out......

me : what??

he : abe maal lag rahi hai be ( she is lukin so hot)...

me : yeah......nice assets too....

he : ya.....ooooooo...i just love dose shaved legs........wish could have licked dem.....

me : hahhahaa.......chal ander aloo tikki khate hai( lets eat aloo tikki!!!!)

he : abe use dek.....langoor ke sath angoor.....

me : ha yaar........yehi kismat hai........saala maal ho to gadhe ko bhi pari bhi mil jati hai........

padai and dat too in BTECH life.....forget it dude.......even d scholars study d nyt just b4 exams.......but ha....we always complete our course,kaise bhi karke......:P

miya chits kab kaam aayenge.......!!!!!

d 1st question dat was asked  during ragging by a senior was...."oye ladkiya kaisi hai teri class me...aur kitni hai.....?"

me : (facing my feet) sir!..achi hai.....sab ki sab.....(sabki sab dehati  kahi ki....murmuring)

i was asked to take their numbers and addresses...bloody hell......aaj tak kisi anjaan ladki ko HI tak nahi kaha!!!!!

as soon as i cleared semesters and moved into 2nd yr.......new batch came.....and we started ogling @ new EC babes.....wow!!!....each and every face seemed to have similarity with some model from COSMOPOLITAN magazine....lol.......

at that time we feel.........kash 1 saal late paida hote........

we guys never appreciate what we have in our classes....always appreciating d new comers.....(kabhi nahi sudhrenge)..

there are three types of categories of students in an engineering college.......

1. geeks( padhakus) : sari classes attend karenge aur teachers ke pallu ke ander ghuse rahenge ,doing ji hujuri all the time......assignment me bhi nahi dete tipne ke liye.......(bloody assholes)

2. averagers : attend most of d classes and pretend as if they are making notes in the class and keep writing each and every point like a nerd......dimag me kuch bhi nahi ghus raha hoga tab bhi likh rahe honge........(i used to be one  of dem)

3. last benchers(d real entertainers and actors): assignment karenge........huh.....bhul jao beta ji.....jis din assignment mila samajh jao us din juniors ki shamat......

and yeah if lecture gets too boring dey are d ones who help us in killing time........teacher ki leni ho to bas inse agey kaun hoga.......(i played dat role also...its fun!!!!)

aur teacher bhi aise......always pretending as if they have got d brain like EINSTEIN........trust me they are the true actors ,its really hard to hide who u really are and pretend to have knowledgeable personality.....

ok datz enuf........more posts will come reagrding college life.......and all of these are my true experiences...!!!!....:)

datz no lust !!!!

few dayz back somebody asked me a question....."what do u think is the most beautiful thing for u?'

i said......." WOMEN........the prettiest  creativity by GOD"....."nothing can match her"....."even TAJ MAHAL  bows before  rani MUMTAZ"...

ishq ki dariya.....

mai wo hawa hu jisme tum saans leti ho

mai wo dariya hu jisme bhigta hai tera daman

humse tum khafa reh paogi kaise

humse dur reh paogi kaise

mai wo bindiya hu jise tum mathe pe lagati ho

mai wo parchayi hu jo tumhare sath chalta hai

khud se mujko alag kar paogi kaise

humko tum bhul paogi kaise

mai wo roshni hu jo tumhari aankhon me basta hai

mai wo khushbu hu jo tumhari saanso me rehta hai

mere bina ji paogi kaise

apne saanso ko rok paogi kaise

mai wo hasi hu jo tumhare hotho ko chuta hai

mai wo latte hu jo sehlata hai tumhare galo ko

humse aankhen chura paogi kaise

kyunki un aankhon me samaya kajal hu mai

my choice!!!

    four things that matter to me 

                       are

   1. PRIDE

  

   2. MONEY

   3. POWER

   the most important one....

   4. FAMILY

words are missing!!!

i want to write sth ,but dont how to start.......my words have gone draught.......

when i started writing, i really loved it.......i used to figure out atleast 2 topics everyday.....

but 2day i m thirsty of words,topics.......dont knw y its so.......

may be the inspiration is gone......ya i saw an inspiration in sm1......her words really inspired me,wow what a human being. she was so gud in playing with words,never saw dat before.

i started liking her personality and it was then i decided to portray her in my own words.

i guess i was late,i never understood her and realised my fault after she left.

i kept writing even after she left to keep d memories of a  wud have been a gud friendship.......

d  strangest part i felt was that dose memories had  never hurt me.

i actually enjoyed remembering dem :).........so i kept writing to keep dem alive....:)

people say d memories of sm1 who leaves always hurt.....but i guess its not like dat.....

i wud rather say if any1 says so,u  have never respected dat person ,u have never cherished d moments u spent wid him,u havnt let him unlock d locks of urs and never tried  to untie him........

u shud have revealed urself and instead of blaming him/her try 2 improve urself and let a fruitful relationship to happen.

guys generally suffer from sense of insecurity,dey find it  too hard to believe their partners....ultimately resulting into grudges and fights b/w d two.....

finally wen  either of dem starts feeling suffocating,everythng ends and she leaves you in d middle of nowhere......

ya guys commit mistakes but d most depressing part is girl never replies,she never says goodbye and leaves widout saying a word,as if she is some kind a ghost.........

u knw how it feels....d feeling kills u every sec,torns u apart into pieces........

you keep on searching d reason of y she left,

you try 2 recall  everythng u said was wrong,

it feels like you are d biggest fault commiter of all,

d whole blame is on u........

u keep on msging her wid no replies....!!!!!!

and finally she comes and says "srry we cant talk and meet any more".......

mana ke humne khata ki hai

par aisi bhi kya baat thi

jo humse wafa tum na kar paye

mana ke humne dil dukhaya hai

par aisi bhi kya galti ki thi

jiski maafi na de paye

mana ke humne lehje se baat nahi ki

par aisi bhi kya berukhi 

jo galti ki saja bhi na suna paye tum

khul ke haso na!!!!!!!

hahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

hahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahah

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha

dont ask me wat i m doing.......i just woke up and saw some people doing laughter therapy........

i burst into laughter not to join them,but i found their gol motol tonds hilte huye(up down ,up down......) soooooooo funny,hasi chut gayiiiii..........hahahhaha........:P....

school days!!!!!!

yesterday i got a mail.....i found it soooo cute.......so m sharing wid u guys........

Here are some sayings from School.....smile!  . Teacher: 'What is your name?' Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.' Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'   Student: 'My name is Sunlight.   Teacher: 'What is your name?'. Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear' Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name' Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."     Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Gandhiji was born. Teacher: What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhiji was four years old.

 

 

Teacher: What is the full form of maths?

 

Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

 

Teacher:

Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE

 

Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?
Student: A holiday

 

Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '

 

Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'

 

Teacher:

How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?

 

Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)

 

 

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

who got d patience.....!!!!!

if u wanna knw d personz personality.....

piss him/her off......not much but to the verge of making him feel irritated....

and observe the way he/she tackles the situation........

if he is cool minded and has the ability to keep the situation under control,he will try to change d topic...

or if he is a brat like u will play d same game wid u and will start making fun and play pranks       and make d environment  funny.....

or if he is a self obsessed about himself and weighs his own pride a lot,will stop talking and may   walk out or ask u to stop wid great authority.....(i like such guys)

or if he/she is completely aimless and living a  life full of frustration,never likes people   all     around,self centered,cant see others rising,shows false pride just like a tnt missile widout               chemicals inside it...lol....will talk shit and sentences dat will lead nowhere but create a grudge in each others mind......

u knw wat......i piss people off sometimes knowingly,i love doing dat .....not cuz of some kind a enmity,just 2 knw people and read their minds and learn from dem.....:)

o sajanji.....

kaise tuje mai samjhau

kitna mai chahu tumhe

milney to aao na

o sajni pass aao na

ek baar mere dil se  milke  dekho na

kabhi to ha kehke dekho na

y u always have to say no

although i can see ME in ur eyes

y do u have to hide your face

as if u are hiding ur emotions

kaise tuje mai samjhau

kitna mai chahu tumhe

mere dil se puchke dekho na

dhadkan ki dhun sunke to dekho na 

jara to pass aao na

mere karib to aao na

what are u scared of

are u scared of ur parents

or ME

what stops u from accepting me

tere bin rahe to kaise rahe

tere bin jiye  to kaise jiye

kare to ab kya kare

kuch to mujko batao na

meri aankhon me jara jhanko na

ho sake to ha kah do na

my STYLE guru.....

Timby U Rock........U R My Latest Sensation.....:)