Sunday, August 30, 2009

finally dot dot dot......

me : i m sorry


she : srry???.....ahem(waits for few seconds)....for what??

(i think she knows )

me : for that day....

she : which day.....(giggles)

me : come on....do u have any idea how much this is hard for me to do that....??!!!!

she : heyyyyyyy.......shut up abhi.......i dint ask u 2 call me @ this hour of time and i need to go to clg 2morro......tell me na....plzzzzz....

(she sounded stupid.........she enjoys  torturing me)

me : ok....i m sorry......now bye....jai shri krishna....

she : idiot!!!!!!.......miss you.....jai shri krishna....

 
ps: abhi ...what abhi.....go and watch hangover again .......she sounded nice, so just relax dude....

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

understanding the existence of life.....part 1

everyday i wake up....looks on my palm,chants GOD's name......takes shower and pray to GOD to bless me with the power to forgive myself.I can hide my sins from others but when l look on the mirror,i can see the guilt on my face.....

i do sins everyday knowingly or unknowingly.......may look simple to me but when i put their bits and pieces altogether,i realise what i have done.....

GOD gives me loan everday asking no pay back.....but that's not how it goes,i have to pay for my deeds.There is no way i can get away with that.....HE will litigate me and i am gonna have to pay for all my sordid behaviours.

I must know or find the reason for me to be here......i can't keep on doing what i am pursuing right now,i have to solve the puzzle of my EXISTENCE in this HOLY world....

I often ask myself......who am i??....what am i doing here??....who made this world??.....who made me??....there are so many people around here,why can't i exist in them too??......
can i have two souls??.....these spooky questions often bewilder me and confuse me.


If GOD exists,why do i have to suffer so much??.....why can't i have access to a life full of excitement and fun...??....why do i have to go through different  ordeals of life...???....

BECAUSE without suffering there can't be any compassion.....we all will be ignorant of the different facts and figures......

the ability of me  to break,analyse and re create things will make me different from others.....this can only come when i know my very purpose of existence.......the purpose of my visit to LIFE....!!!

Monday, August 24, 2009

the hangover......!!!

i am totally whacked out after watching this shit.......

is this really las vegas......??.....ahha thats y my cousin was avoiding bhabhi while i was asking about the casinos and bars.

ummmmm.....m pretty sure,he must have visited the strip clubs.......he is d biggest ass i can think of and a real PLAYER,who once did three timings.....!!!

hey is it really bad in checking out girls??....i dont think so......

ok....now m getting back to the movie....its a must watch movie guys.....
dont know about the dudettes but dudes are gonna love it......this movie can "spin your head right round all round",as FLO RIDA says.....

that tiger part inside loo was pretty awesome......the sight of a tiger while peeing can beat the shit out of anybody....what if the tiggy jumps on your @#$%&,o yeah that will be a nightmare......lolzzzz

oh come on how can i miss the wedding part......marrying a stripper for one night,oh bouy that should never ever happen to anybody........i hope that dint happen wid my cousin....."who cares even if it had happened",this wud have  been his answer had i asked him.


you are an idiot if u are still reading my post..........just go yaar and enjoy the movie.....!!!!!

Sunday, August 23, 2009

something i have experienced....

do your own work and never expect anyone to help you or come for you.......

believe me ,the task will be completed more faster than you think with less obligations and persuations.......

Friday, August 21, 2009

happy or what doesnt matter....

happy anniversary abhi .....!!!!


holy shit....

i cant find my SIM....its an official sim and dad will get furious on that......

i better find it or i am sooooo doomed....!!!!!!!!

shit shit shit..........what d hell m i doing here......dhund sale nahi to marega!!!!!!

Sunday, August 16, 2009

thanda thanda cool cool......

mausam is gettin sooo cooler and sexier.......is dat really weather anything to do with my mood or ....ummmm yeah ...yes i knew dat...o yeah true true......very true....

i am feeling so sexy right now.........!!!!...o yeah baby i am very very very sexy and hot,ab khud ki tarif aur kitni karu......

hey y are u laughing at me......???

come on guys dont laugh......i love praising myself!!!!.......aur koi nahi karta to kya....waise karta nahi karti hai.....ya ya,now stop please!!!

weather is awesome and ya i am going to do what i am best at.......and datz sleeping.......
gud nyt...shabba kher.......khuda hafiz.....namastey.....ram ram.......ab jane bhi do paro.....ahhh i mean yaro !!!!!!


Shahruk Sqirts In States....

SMASHED out of the RING mr. SHAHRUKH!!!!!!.....

how u feeling now????

got a jhatka on your ego...huh!!!!!

SCENARIO 1:

SRK: "hey i am the k..kk...kii...king no.1 in INDIA.....how d..dd...daa...dare u americans dont knw me"

SEARGENT: "shut up and dance"

SRK: "i ch...chh...charge $10,000 for o..oo....on...ne performance"

SGT: "hey!!!!.... u stammer ???....what u got in your mouth....gum bomb or sth??"




SCENARIO 2:

SRK: "I am going to complain our I&B minister miss ambika soni"

SGT: "for what??"

SRK: "for frisking me like that"

SGT: "hey u know that lady!!!!......".......i am gonna call CIA personnels....its a matter of national security now!!!


SCENARIO 3:

SRK: "can i make a call?"

SGT: "w8.... i need to arrange a recorder."

SRK: "why?"

SGT: "we need to know whether mehsud is dead or not".......( mehsud: supreme commander of taliban,dead now)


SCENARIO 4:

SRK:  "bhai jaan.....muje yahaan se nikalo"

IRFAN:  "abe tu kaise fas gaya oye...!!!....muje bhi pakad rakha tha"

SRK: "bhai jaan bahut sata rahe hai"

IRFAN: " koi baat nahi oye....maine to sabka free me chhhota recharge kara diya tha oye.....aur bahar aa gaya oye"

SRK: "par mai kya karu bhaijaan?"

IRFAN: "tera kuch nahi ho sakta oye....tuje to waise bhi 11 mulko ki police talash rahi hai oye....allah teri aatma ko rehmat de ...oye!!!!




Friday, August 14, 2009

happy birthday ji.....


happy birthday kanhaiya lalla ji.......

2day is your day ji.......

eat dahi as much as you want.......because after puja i am gonna have them allllllll.......

although its your birthday bash but the treat is always gonna be ours....haina lalla ji....


krishna ji you have always been my best friend.

always keep your blessings on my family and me.



Thursday, August 13, 2009

mai humesha chup rahunga...shhhhhhhh!!!!!


this is my 100th post.....i wanted to write sth very special,so i m doing it......

these are the lines from the movie KAL HO NA HO.....when naina knows the plan of aman and rohit in metro station and aman starts reading rohit's book,which is totally blank.......


"naina ...kash mai tumhe bata sakta mai tumhe kitna chahta hu.....1 sec rukkk.....

i love you,i love....i love  you very very much naina......aur likha hai.....

i love you and.......an'....mai aankhen band karta hu to tumhe dekhta hu....aankhen kholta hu to tumhe dekhna chahta hu,tum pass nahi hoti ho to tumhe charo taraf mehsoos karta hu....har pal...har ghari...har waqt...

mere naina meri naina ko dhundhti hai.... 

 ise pyar kaho pagalpan yaaa....mere dil ki dhadkan... mere liye ek hi baat hai......pyar to bahut log karte hai lekin mere jaisa pyar koi nahi kar sakta ,kyunki kisi ke pass tum jo nahi ho.....

mai tumhe bhul nahi sakta naina....mai tumhe bhulna hi nahi chahta.....tum meri ho.....

mai tumhe pyar karunga ...zindagi bhar pyar karunga.....marte dum tak pyar karunga....aur aur...uske baad bhi....  thats' it"




"behet behet pyar karta hu mai usse
 dil ki....di' ki har ek nas se,
mere har nas me ek dil basa hai,
jo sirf aur sirf use chahta hai,
uski khushiyo ki dua mangta hai

jab bhi use dekhta hu,
pure badan ki dhadkane tez ho jati hai,
aisa lagta hai ...jaise...jai'...usne apne dono hatho se muje jakad liya ho,
muje chuh kar to dekho,
har jagah har us rom me sirf tera naam likha hai,teri hasi chupi hai,tere badan ki khushboo basi hai


par mai usse pyar nahi kar sakta,
kyu karu mai usse pyar...jab mai janta hu uski khushi koi aur hai,
fir bhi ek dil ko samjhaya ja sakta hai....maar sakta hu us ek dil ko,
par mujme to hajaro dil hai,
kaise samjhau in dilo ko,
ek khwaish hai tumse....pyar to tumse pa na saka,maut hi mujko de ja  tu.....maut hi mujko de ja  tu....."





Sunday, August 9, 2009

broke broke broke.....

when things dont go like the way we thought and indicts  a difficult phase of life.....we feel so broke and smashed.

it gets even worse when  cuz of d people you love and care,you cant even cry;you have to keep a fake smile,stand tall always ready to take all the responsibilties even at the time when you dont even have the energy to carry with the KASHMAKASH(struggle) going deep inside you....

i cant tell them about the recent developments that are getting really difficult to cope up with.....
right now i am feeling very low,got no idea on how to deal with the current situation.....

thanks to this guy,he is supporting me a lot....otherwise i would have lost everything.....

now i say....no matter how strong you are,you will always need someone's help....a moral support is always needed......there has to be someone with you,so that you keep sharing and keep telling about your mind coflicts and that person is known as FRIEND....always appreciate that person and never loose him,he will guide you through all phases of life.

i am trying ashu.....but if i loose the battle,that wont be because of your lack of support,it will be because of loosing all my blood.....

JAI SHRI KRISHNA

Saturday, August 8, 2009

GOD y me...????

my childhood has never been so playful.......i never complained....

i missed my whole one year .........i never complained

i worked hard for entrance exams........i never complained

i studied madly in my 2nd yr,but sth happened just b4 my semester exams...........but i kept faith in u ............still i never complained

i couldnt sit in my 1st campus interview cuz of dat..........i never complained,still kept faith and blamed myself for my failure........and kept trying......

i again sat for another one,but dad fell ill.....and i had to keep looking after him as well as carry on with the interview procedure..........still i never complained

life has never been so easy for me........i am not complaining,each and every person on this earth has got different sets of problems..........

i beg u GOD please dont do this to me this time...i badly need that what i have with me right now,otherwise i will be broken forever........i need this badly........my life depends on it......

i know u will give me strength and show me ways to get out of this mess.......i worked hard for that and dont want to loose it.........

jai shri krishna

Thursday, August 6, 2009

attitude at its peak.....

boy : i wanna break up........its not working out...

girl : but y.....i love u......

boy :  i cant afford u anymore datz y m dumping u !!!!

from a sister to her brother....!!!!

 A Brother Just Like You


I just want to let you know 
You mean the world to me 
Only a heart as dear as yours 
Would give so unselfishly 

The many things you've done 
All the times that you were there 
Help me know deep down inside 
How much you really care 

Even though I might not say 
I appreciate all you do 
Richly blessed is how I feel 
Having a brother just like you



isnt it a beautiful poem....i loved it....!!!
she wrote that for me.....thanx hunny...all blessings be with u....

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

reasons of conflicts.....

there are three reasons of conflicts all over the world.....that can be a family feud or diplomatic controversies b/w two big nations.....

1. land

2. wealth

3. woman

- srimad bhagavadgita

damn u ABHI.....

u knw wat ABHI u r such a jerk....yes u r a jackass.....

u knw how girls are; still u go accordin 2 moral values......

come on dude......wake up,dese days women are more dangerous den LADEN family.....

so work like MOSAD  agent and dumb every b***ch u meet,cuz dey deserve for wat dey do and dey must pay for their deeds!!!!......

enjoy d life and never give ur heart to any dumbo !!!...lol 

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

jara meri bhi suno!!!!

if u really wanna survive in DELHI.......


u must know how to deal with........


DILO ki  SAUDEBAJI !!!!!!

Monday, August 3, 2009

cant lie dat i dont miss you......

glass is broken....

but 


the pieces still make me 


remember you...!!!!!

Sunday, August 2, 2009

happy friendship day....


being a single child to my parents,i never experienced sharing my stuffs,my feelings,my happiness with someone close to my age.
i  have  always been a reserved kind a guy,i had friends in my school days but never got the feeling of finding happiness in loosing something for them.i dont know i never had that special feeling.........cant explain you...its just something from the deepest part of the heart.......

one thing i have learnt is ,in a true relationship not just gf bf m talking about,it can be anything,neither of the two persons have to make any type of extra efforts......the bond b/w them is so strong,no matter how much u abuse or scold each other,at the end of the day both are together....... smoking cigarettes,talking about babes and sometimes future planning also but rarely...lol....:)

i got so many friends in my college......all of them are good human beings........
but the two guys i know are the best buddies i can ever have in my life.........
i can assure you that i can do anything for them.they are my jaans yaar.i cant live without them.
there will be time when each one of us will depart for career,i knw they will always be in touch with me.....

1 to humesha ki tarah roz roz 160 by 2 se gud morning and gud nyt karta rahega.....
aur dusra ek number ka nautanki baaj,usko muje hi call karke samjhana padega ki......."sale ab to recharge karana band kar!!!".....:P

sms guy : he is so predictable.he is the most solved and thoda sa natkhat(bas ek hi chiz download karega.....mat pucho kya).....and caring person.
u can actually rely on  that person and he wont disappoint u.

rechargeable guy: i wont call him seedha sadha type,but ya he never cares ki uska khudka bhi nuksan ho raha hai........but a lovable and enjoyable personality he has got. he is smart and hardworking but thoda zyada hi paropkari type.


ummmm....ladkiyo me......dont knw.....schul me bhi khas koi frnd nahi thi ,abhi bhi i am not in contact with any girl physically(i mean ...dont meet any girl personally).....
but ya there is girl i m trying to understand.....she is a bit complicated but she has got a very interesting personality and ya i have learnt lots of things from that girl...."the fighting spirit" specially.....
hope we meet soon before ur MEETZ marriage,wid u offcors.....lol

wishing the bestest of life to all my school friends and college mates!!!
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO HAVE BEEN AND WILL BE PART OF MY LIFE. GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU.