school days!!!!!!

yesterday i got a mail.....i found it soooo cute.......so m sharing wid u guys........

Here are some sayings from School.....smile!  . Teacher: 'What is your name?' Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.' Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'   Student: 'My name is Sunlight.   Teacher: 'What is your name?'. Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear' Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name' Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."     Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Gandhiji was born. Teacher: What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhiji was four years old.

 

 

Teacher: What is the full form of maths?

 

Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

 

Teacher:

Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE

 

Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?
Student: A holiday

 

Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '

 

Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'

 

Teacher:

How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?

 

Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)

 

 

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.