the hangover......!!!

i am totally whacked out after watching this shit.......

is this really las vegas......??.....ahha thats y my cousin was avoiding bhabhi while i was asking about the casinos and bars.

ummmmm.....m pretty sure,he must have visited the strip clubs.......he is d biggest ass i can think of and a real PLAYER,who once did three timings.....!!!

hey is it really bad in checking out girls??....i dont think so......

ok....now m getting back to the movie....its a must watch movie guys.....

dont know about the dudettes but dudes are gonna love it......this movie can "spin your head right round all round",as FLO RIDA says.....

that tiger part inside loo was pretty awesome......the sight of a tiger while peeing can beat the shit out of anybody....what if the tiggy jumps on your @#$%&,o yeah that will be a nightmare......lolzzzz

oh come on how can i miss the wedding part......marrying a stripper for one night,oh bouy that should never ever happen to anybody........i hope that dint happen wid my cousin....."who cares even if it had happened",this wud have  been his answer had i asked him.

you are an idiot if u are still reading my post..........just go yaar and enjoy the movie.....!!!!!

attitude at its peak.....

boy : i wanna break up........its not working out...

girl : but y.....i love u......

boy :  i cant afford u anymore datz y m dumping u !!!!

engineers huh..!!!....1

hey remember those sleepless nights,wo dengue ke machhar sale...........singin like himesh....hmmmm.....wow....kitna padte the yaar....just to get into a prestigous engineering college....din have time to even pee......well all those hard works paid off and got selected atlast.....

he : oye!!!...have u done d last chapter...its d easiest and m sure questions will come....

me : nai yaar...m still stuck wid d thermodynamics part.......will take tym.......

these were the talkings we used to do before joining JSS......

NOW: 

he : hey check her out......

me : what??

he : abe maal lag rahi hai be ( she is lukin so hot)...

me : yeah......nice assets too....

he : ya.....ooooooo...i just love dose shaved legs........wish could have licked dem.....

me : hahhahaa.......chal ander aloo tikki khate hai( lets eat aloo tikki!!!!)

he : abe use dek.....langoor ke sath angoor.....

me : ha yaar........yehi kismat hai........saala maal ho to gadhe ko bhi pari bhi mil jati hai........

padai and dat too in BTECH life.....forget it dude.......even d scholars study d nyt just b4 exams.......but ha....we always complete our course,kaise bhi karke......:P

miya chits kab kaam aayenge.......!!!!!

d 1st question dat was asked  during ragging by a senior was...."oye ladkiya kaisi hai teri class me...aur kitni hai.....?"

me : (facing my feet) sir!..achi hai.....sab ki sab.....(sabki sab dehati  kahi ki....murmuring)

i was asked to take their numbers and addresses...bloody hell......aaj tak kisi anjaan ladki ko HI tak nahi kaha!!!!!

as soon as i cleared semesters and moved into 2nd yr.......new batch came.....and we started ogling @ new EC babes.....wow!!!....each and every face seemed to have similarity with some model from COSMOPOLITAN magazine....lol.......

at that time we feel.........kash 1 saal late paida hote........

we guys never appreciate what we have in our classes....always appreciating d new comers.....(kabhi nahi sudhrenge)..

there are three types of categories of students in an engineering college.......

1. geeks( padhakus) : sari classes attend karenge aur teachers ke pallu ke ander ghuse rahenge ,doing ji hujuri all the time......assignment me bhi nahi dete tipne ke liye.......(bloody assholes)

2. averagers : attend most of d classes and pretend as if they are making notes in the class and keep writing each and every point like a nerd......dimag me kuch bhi nahi ghus raha hoga tab bhi likh rahe honge........(i used to be one  of dem)

3. last benchers(d real entertainers and actors): assignment karenge........huh.....bhul jao beta ji.....jis din assignment mila samajh jao us din juniors ki shamat......

and yeah if lecture gets too boring dey are d ones who help us in killing time........teacher ki leni ho to bas inse agey kaun hoga.......(i played dat role also...its fun!!!!)

aur teacher bhi aise......always pretending as if they have got d brain like EINSTEIN........trust me they are the true actors ,its really hard to hide who u really are and pretend to have knowledgeable personality.....

ok datz enuf........more posts will come reagrding college life.......and all of these are my true experiences...!!!!....:)

khul ke haso na!!!!!!!

hahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

hahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahah

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha

dont ask me wat i m doing.......i just woke up and saw some people doing laughter therapy........

i burst into laughter not to join them,but i found their gol motol tonds hilte huye(up down ,up down......) soooooooo funny,hasi chut gayiiiii..........hahahhaha........:P....

hey girlz....is dat so????

Women have a passion for mathematics.

They divide their age in half,

double the price of their clothes,

and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

i read dat in a frndz tag...loved it,so m sharing wid u people....enjoy!!!!........:)

dont laugh....!!

                       who says i m 

         

                             single

 

                        i have got

 

                       boy friends

ps:   i m straight straight straight...........dont u guys understand that.........lol.....

        oye muje ladkiya pasand hai samjhe..........lolzzzzzzz

d names i have......

               debu

                       dabba

               nitro booster

                        dude

               chirkut lal

                        gay (i m straight ok)

 

               deba

 

                         debnath

             

                shivam

                          deepankar (my original name but never used it)

                abhishek

ps: akhri wala to sirf official documents me hi ab use hota hai...:(...lol...

               

hi dudes!!!!!!!!

                 looking for girl???????

                   hey listen up 

 

                keep it to your self

  

                          cuz

               girl is a danger zone

                       similar to

               korean borders

            boy doesnt need a girl

                girl needs a guy

                   fall in love

             

                        &

                  u will fuse

                       cuz

                its only you who ll

                      loose

               show ya attitude

               if she looks @ u

               dont look @ her

             show ur hard face

           as  if u dont give a shit

           trust me she will burn

                    to death

              love is a lockdown

              u will be in a cell

  

                so u choose

            what u wanna be

           either u get lockdown

           

                      or 

              flirt like me

DTC Girl

As u awl knw my exams are finished.....ya  ya....still a practical is here 2 deal with.....

dont worry yaar....will get my cheats prepared by evening.....:P.

i spent my last week with ma frnds.....nd i really enjoyed dat day.....oh god!..

y good things  come  in  small  pakages...:(

so lemme tell you abt dat girl,i met in the  bus on my way to noida.....

lemme  tell you first,i always try  to sit on the left side of bus....lolzzzzz...hey not always....:P

she  boarded  the bus near  statesman house and asked me 4 sm space....she sat near the window...

you  knw "ke dtc ki gaddi hai.....sheesha kabi sahi nahi ho sakta"(in dtc windows will never be work").......

well  she  was  wearing  that  winter cushioned topi.....covering her beautiful silky long hair.....

she was wearing a brown kurti and a blue denim jeans.....and above all she was about 5'9".....deadly combination i tell you,enuf to make a guy dreaming.

She was  wearing black specs.....at that time i was wondering,if i cud see her ---- [there are 4 blanks fill urself....:) ].

Well i m a shy guy.....so i didnt approach ........but she did........i tell u yara i was soooooo much thrilled,excited and in the same time was feeling sooooooo shy  :).

Well she asked me about sec 12-22,i  wondered "cool....mai bhi to wohi ja raha hu...:)"....

She  told me about her professional lyf and her parents.......in d meantime i was looking at her shining hair smtyms covering her face and smtyms getting stuck on my face too.....thanx 2 dat tuta hua dtc ki khidki.....;)

We talked about our travelling adventure........she had been 2 australia.......so she told me sth about sydney......she told me about books she read......and mentioned about her last affair.......woooooooo.......itni jaldi woha tak pahucha jaunga.......socha na tha :)......

Trust me guys its very easy to talk 2 a stranger,but still i was hesitating........but she maitained the flow.....and she sensed that i m not feeling so comfortable......and then she said "abhishek its ok with ma....u can talk freely..."well what can i say.......i  really felt gud and confident......and told her about me,my college....and all......

I was thinking if she could  give me her number......kya kare ladko ki adat hoti hai......

ya she did give me sth......but it was a note.......she had written sth on it......."hey abhishek i enjoyed talking 2 you...have a gr8 lyf ahead....."......i was upset not bcz i cudnt get her number.....but d stop was there.......and i wudnt be able to see her ---- ........

but heyyy.......she removed her specs and handshaked with me......wow dat was an amazing feeling......mere thande hath garam ho  gaye the :P......and i was just about 2 recover frm my 1st heart attack........she did sth more ........yes she removed her cap.........and started moving her head here and there 4 a while.......i kept on seeing her[tak taki lagaye dekhta raha :)].

Suddenly she noticed me and i started blushing.......but she gave a sweet smile......and left.....