engineers huh..!!!....1

hey remember those sleepless nights,wo dengue ke machhar sale...........singin like himesh....hmmmm.....wow....kitna padte the yaar....just to get into a prestigous engineering college....din have time to even pee......well all those hard works paid off and got selected atlast.....

he : oye!!!...have u done d last chapter...its d easiest and m sure questions will come....

me : nai yaar...m still stuck wid d thermodynamics part.......will take tym.......

these were the talkings we used to do before joining JSS......

NOW: 

he : hey check her out......

me : what??

he : abe maal lag rahi hai be ( she is lukin so hot)...

me : yeah......nice assets too....

he : ya.....ooooooo...i just love dose shaved legs........wish could have licked dem.....

me : hahhahaa.......chal ander aloo tikki khate hai( lets eat aloo tikki!!!!)

he : abe use dek.....langoor ke sath angoor.....

me : ha yaar........yehi kismat hai........saala maal ho to gadhe ko bhi pari bhi mil jati hai........

padai and dat too in BTECH life.....forget it dude.......even d scholars study d nyt just b4 exams.......but ha....we always complete our course,kaise bhi karke......:P

miya chits kab kaam aayenge.......!!!!!

d 1st question dat was asked  during ragging by a senior was...."oye ladkiya kaisi hai teri class me...aur kitni hai.....?"

me : (facing my feet) sir!..achi hai.....sab ki sab.....(sabki sab dehati  kahi ki....murmuring)

i was asked to take their numbers and addresses...bloody hell......aaj tak kisi anjaan ladki ko HI tak nahi kaha!!!!!

as soon as i cleared semesters and moved into 2nd yr.......new batch came.....and we started ogling @ new EC babes.....wow!!!....each and every face seemed to have similarity with some model from COSMOPOLITAN magazine....lol.......

at that time we feel.........kash 1 saal late paida hote........

we guys never appreciate what we have in our classes....always appreciating d new comers.....(kabhi nahi sudhrenge)..

there are three types of categories of students in an engineering college.......

1. geeks( padhakus) : sari classes attend karenge aur teachers ke pallu ke ander ghuse rahenge ,doing ji hujuri all the time......assignment me bhi nahi dete tipne ke liye.......(bloody assholes)

2. averagers : attend most of d classes and pretend as if they are making notes in the class and keep writing each and every point like a nerd......dimag me kuch bhi nahi ghus raha hoga tab bhi likh rahe honge........(i used to be one  of dem)

3. last benchers(d real entertainers and actors): assignment karenge........huh.....bhul jao beta ji.....jis din assignment mila samajh jao us din juniors ki shamat......

and yeah if lecture gets too boring dey are d ones who help us in killing time........teacher ki leni ho to bas inse agey kaun hoga.......(i played dat role also...its fun!!!!)

aur teacher bhi aise......always pretending as if they have got d brain like EINSTEIN........trust me they are the true actors ,its really hard to hide who u really are and pretend to have knowledgeable personality.....

ok datz enuf........more posts will come reagrding college life.......and all of these are my true experiences...!!!!....:)

datz no lust !!!!

few dayz back somebody asked me a question....."what do u think is the most beautiful thing for u?'

i said......." WOMEN........the prettiest  creativity by GOD"....."nothing can match her"....."even TAJ MAHAL  bows before  rani MUMTAZ"...

ishq ki dariya.....

mai wo hawa hu jisme tum saans leti ho

mai wo dariya hu jisme bhigta hai tera daman

humse tum khafa reh paogi kaise

humse dur reh paogi kaise

mai wo bindiya hu jise tum mathe pe lagati ho

mai wo parchayi hu jo tumhare sath chalta hai

khud se mujko alag kar paogi kaise

humko tum bhul paogi kaise

mai wo roshni hu jo tumhari aankhon me basta hai

mai wo khushbu hu jo tumhari saanso me rehta hai

mere bina ji paogi kaise

apne saanso ko rok paogi kaise

mai wo hasi hu jo tumhare hotho ko chuta hai

mai wo latte hu jo sehlata hai tumhare galo ko

humse aankhen chura paogi kaise

kyunki un aankhon me samaya kajal hu mai

my choice!!!

    four things that matter to me 

                       are

   1. PRIDE

  

   2. MONEY

   3. POWER

   the most important one....

   4. FAMILY

words are missing!!!

i want to write sth ,but dont how to start.......my words have gone draught.......

when i started writing, i really loved it.......i used to figure out atleast 2 topics everyday.....

but 2day i m thirsty of words,topics.......dont knw y its so.......

may be the inspiration is gone......ya i saw an inspiration in sm1......her words really inspired me,wow what a human being. she was so gud in playing with words,never saw dat before.

i started liking her personality and it was then i decided to portray her in my own words.

i guess i was late,i never understood her and realised my fault after she left.

i kept writing even after she left to keep d memories of a  wud have been a gud friendship.......

d  strangest part i felt was that dose memories had  never hurt me.

i actually enjoyed remembering dem :).........so i kept writing to keep dem alive....:)

people say d memories of sm1 who leaves always hurt.....but i guess its not like dat.....

i wud rather say if any1 says so,u  have never respected dat person ,u have never cherished d moments u spent wid him,u havnt let him unlock d locks of urs and never tried  to untie him........

u shud have revealed urself and instead of blaming him/her try 2 improve urself and let a fruitful relationship to happen.

guys generally suffer from sense of insecurity,dey find it  too hard to believe their partners....ultimately resulting into grudges and fights b/w d two.....

finally wen  either of dem starts feeling suffocating,everythng ends and she leaves you in d middle of nowhere......

ya guys commit mistakes but d most depressing part is girl never replies,she never says goodbye and leaves widout saying a word,as if she is some kind a ghost.........

u knw how it feels....d feeling kills u every sec,torns u apart into pieces........

you keep on searching d reason of y she left,

you try 2 recall  everythng u said was wrong,

it feels like you are d biggest fault commiter of all,

d whole blame is on u........

u keep on msging her wid no replies....!!!!!!

and finally she comes and says "srry we cant talk and meet any more".......

mana ke humne khata ki hai

par aisi bhi kya baat thi

jo humse wafa tum na kar paye

mana ke humne dil dukhaya hai

par aisi bhi kya galti ki thi

jiski maafi na de paye

mana ke humne lehje se baat nahi ki

par aisi bhi kya berukhi 

jo galti ki saja bhi na suna paye tum

khul ke haso na!!!!!!!

hahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

hahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahah

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha

dont ask me wat i m doing.......i just woke up and saw some people doing laughter therapy........

i burst into laughter not to join them,but i found their gol motol tonds hilte huye(up down ,up down......) soooooooo funny,hasi chut gayiiiii..........hahahhaha........:P....

school days!!!!!!

yesterday i got a mail.....i found it soooo cute.......so m sharing wid u guys........

Here are some sayings from School.....smile!  . Teacher: 'What is your name?' Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.' Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'   Student: 'My name is Sunlight.   Teacher: 'What is your name?'. Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear' Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name' Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."     Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Gandhiji was born. Teacher: What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhiji was four years old.

 

 

Teacher: What is the full form of maths?

 

Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

 

Teacher:

Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE

 

Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?
Student: A holiday

 

Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '

 

Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'

 

Teacher:

How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?

 

Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)

 

 

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.