Shahruk Sqirts In States....

SMASHED out of the RING mr. SHAHRUKH!!!!!!.....

how u feeling now????

got a jhatka on your ego...huh!!!!!

SCENARIO 1:

SRK: "hey i am the k..kk...kii...king no.1 in INDIA.....how d..dd...daa...dare u americans dont knw me"

SEARGENT: "shut up and dance"

SRK: "i ch...chh...charge $10,000 for o..oo....on...ne performance"

SGT: "hey!!!!.... u stammer ???....what u got in your mouth....gum bomb or sth??"

SCENARIO 2:

SRK: "I am going to complain our I&B minister miss ambika soni"

SGT: "for what??"

SRK: "for frisking me like that"

SGT: "hey u know that lady!!!!......".......i am gonna call CIA personnels....its a matter of national security now!!!

SCENARIO 3:

SRK: "can i make a call?"

SGT: "w8.... i need to arrange a recorder."

SRK: "why?"

SGT: "we need to know whether mehsud is dead or not".......( mehsud: supreme commander of taliban,dead now)

SCENARIO 4:

SRK:  "bhai jaan.....muje yahaan se nikalo"

IRFAN:  "abe tu kaise fas gaya oye...!!!....muje bhi pakad rakha tha"

SRK: "bhai jaan bahut sata rahe hai"

IRFAN: " koi baat nahi oye....maine to sabka free me chhhota recharge kara diya tha oye.....aur bahar aa gaya oye"

SRK: "par mai kya karu bhaijaan?"

IRFAN: "tera kuch nahi ho sakta oye....tuje to waise bhi 11 mulko ki police talash rahi hai oye....allah teri aatma ko rehmat de ...oye!!!!