holy shit....

i cant find my SIM....its an official sim and dad will get furious on that......

i better find it or i am sooooo doomed....!!!!!!!!

shit shit shit..........what d hell m i doing here......dhund sale nahi to marega!!!!!!

thanda thanda cool cool......

mausam is gettin sooo cooler and sexier.......is dat really weather anything to do with my mood or ....ummmm yeah ...yes i knew dat...o yeah true true......very true....

i am feeling so sexy right now.........!!!!...o yeah baby i am very very very sexy and hot,ab khud ki tarif aur kitni karu......

hey y are u laughing at me......???

come on guys dont laugh......i love praising myself!!!!.......aur koi nahi karta to kya....waise karta nahi karti hai.....ya ya,now stop please!!!

weather is awesome and ya i am going to do what i am best at.......and datz sleeping.......

gud nyt...shabba kher.......khuda hafiz.....namastey.....ram ram.......ab jane bhi do paro.....ahhh i mean yaro !!!!!!

Shahruk Sqirts In States....

SMASHED out of the RING mr. SHAHRUKH!!!!!!.....

how u feeling now????

got a jhatka on your ego...huh!!!!!

SCENARIO 1:

SRK: "hey i am the k..kk...kii...king no.1 in INDIA.....how d..dd...daa...dare u americans dont knw me"

SEARGENT: "shut up and dance"

SRK: "i ch...chh...charge $10,000 for o..oo....on...ne performance"

SGT: "hey!!!!.... u stammer ???....what u got in your mouth....gum bomb or sth??"

SCENARIO 2:

SRK: "I am going to complain our I&B minister miss ambika soni"

SGT: "for what??"

SRK: "for frisking me like that"

SGT: "hey u know that lady!!!!......".......i am gonna call CIA personnels....its a matter of national security now!!!

SCENARIO 3:

SRK: "can i make a call?"

SGT: "w8.... i need to arrange a recorder."

SRK: "why?"

SGT: "we need to know whether mehsud is dead or not".......( mehsud: supreme commander of taliban,dead now)

SCENARIO 4:

SRK:  "bhai jaan.....muje yahaan se nikalo"

IRFAN:  "abe tu kaise fas gaya oye...!!!....muje bhi pakad rakha tha"

SRK: "bhai jaan bahut sata rahe hai"

IRFAN: " koi baat nahi oye....maine to sabka free me chhhota recharge kara diya tha oye.....aur bahar aa gaya oye"

SRK: "par mai kya karu bhaijaan?"

IRFAN: "tera kuch nahi ho sakta oye....tuje to waise bhi 11 mulko ki police talash rahi hai oye....allah teri aatma ko rehmat de ...oye!!!!

happy birthday ji.....

happy birthday kanhaiya lalla ji.......

2day is your day ji.......

eat dahi as much as you want.......because after puja i am gonna have them allllllll.......

although its your birthday bash but the treat is always gonna be ours....haina lalla ji....

krishna ji you have always been my best friend.

always keep your blessings on my family and me.

mai humesha chup rahunga...shhhhhhhh!!!!!

this is my 100th post.....i wanted to write sth very special,so i m doing it......

these are the lines from the movie KAL HO NA HO.....when naina knows the plan of aman and rohit in metro station and aman starts reading rohit's book,which is totally blank.......

"naina ...kash mai tumhe bata sakta mai tumhe kitna chahta hu.....1 sec rukkk.....

i love you,i love....i love  you very very much naina......aur likha hai.....

i love you and.......an'....mai aankhen band karta hu to tumhe dekhta hu....aankhen kholta hu to tumhe dekhna chahta hu,tum pass nahi hoti ho to tumhe charo taraf mehsoos karta hu....har pal...har ghari...har waqt...

mere naina meri naina ko dhundhti hai.... 

 ise pyar kaho pagalpan yaaa....mere dil ki dhadkan... mere liye ek hi baat hai......pyar to bahut log karte hai lekin mere jaisa pyar koi nahi kar sakta ,kyunki kisi ke pass tum jo nahi ho.....

mai tumhe bhul nahi sakta naina....mai tumhe bhulna hi nahi chahta.....tum meri ho.....

mai tumhe pyar karunga ...zindagi bhar pyar karunga.....marte dum tak pyar karunga....aur aur...uske baad bhi....  thats' it"

"behet behet pyar karta hu mai usse

 dil ki....di' ki har ek nas se,

mere har nas me ek dil basa hai,

jo sirf aur sirf use chahta hai,

uski khushiyo ki dua mangta hai

jab bhi use dekhta hu,

pure badan ki dhadkane tez ho jati hai,

aisa lagta hai ...jaise...jai'...usne apne dono hatho se muje jakad liya ho,

muje chuh kar to dekho,

har jagah har us rom me sirf tera naam likha hai,teri hasi chupi hai,tere badan ki khushboo basi hai

par mai usse pyar nahi kar sakta,

kyu karu mai usse pyar...jab mai janta hu uski khushi koi aur hai,

fir bhi ek dil ko samjhaya ja sakta hai....maar sakta hu us ek dil ko,

par mujme to hajaro dil hai,

kaise samjhau in dilo ko,

ek khwaish hai tumse....pyar to tumse pa na saka,maut hi mujko de ja  tu.....maut hi mujko de ja  tu....."

broke broke broke.....

when things dont go like the way we thought and indicts  a difficult phase of life.....we feel so broke and smashed.

it gets even worse when  cuz of d people you love and care,you cant even cry;you have to keep a fake smile,stand tall always ready to take all the responsibilties even at the time when you dont even have the energy to carry with the KASHMAKASH(struggle) going deep inside you....

i cant tell them about the recent developments that are getting really difficult to cope up with.....

right now i am feeling very low,got no idea on how to deal with the current situation.....

thanks to this guy,he is supporting me a lot....otherwise i would have lost everything.....

now i say....no matter how strong you are,you will always need someone's help....a moral support is always needed......there has to be someone with you,so that you keep sharing and keep telling about your mind coflicts and that person is known as FRIEND....always appreciate that person and never loose him,he will guide you through all phases of life.

i am trying ashu.....but if i loose the battle,that wont be because of your lack of support,it will be because of loosing all my blood.....

JAI SHRI KRISHNA

GOD y me...????

my childhood has never been so playful.......i never complained....

i missed my whole one year .........i never complained

i worked hard for entrance exams........i never complained

i studied madly in my 2nd yr,but sth happened just b4 my semester exams...........but i kept faith in u ............still i never complained

i couldnt sit in my 1st campus interview cuz of dat..........i never complained,still kept faith and blamed myself for my failure........and kept trying......

i again sat for another one,but dad fell ill.....and i had to keep looking after him as well as carry on with the interview procedure..........still i never complained

life has never been so easy for me........i am not complaining,each and every person on this earth has got different sets of problems..........

i beg u GOD please dont do this to me this time...i badly need that what i have with me right now,otherwise i will be broken forever........i need this badly........my life depends on it......

i know u will give me strength and show me ways to get out of this mess.......i worked hard for that and dont want to loose it.........

jai shri krishna