understanding the existence of life.....part 1

everyday i wake up....looks on my palm,chants GOD's name......takes shower and pray to GOD to bless me with the power to forgive myself.I can hide my sins from others but when l look on the mirror,i can see the guilt on my face.....

i do sins everyday knowingly or unknowingly.......may look simple to me but when i put their bits and pieces altogether,i realise what i have done.....

GOD gives me loan everday asking no pay back.....but that's not how it goes,i have to pay for my deeds.There is no way i can get away with that.....HE will litigate me and i am gonna have to pay for all my sordid behaviours.

I must know or find the reason for me to be here......i can't keep on doing what i am pursuing right now,i have to solve the puzzle of my EXISTENCE in this HOLY world....

I often ask myself......who am i??....what am i doing here??....who made this world??.....who made me??....there are so many people around here,why can't i exist in them too??......

can i have two souls??.....these spooky questions often bewilder me and confuse me.

If GOD exists,why do i have to suffer so much??.....why can't i have access to a life full of excitement and fun...??....why do i have to go through different  ordeals of life...???....

BECAUSE without suffering there can't be any compassion.....we all will be ignorant of the different facts and figures......

the ability of me  to break,analyse and re create things will make me different from others.....this can only come when i know my very purpose of existence.......the purpose of my visit to LIFE....!!!

the hangover......!!!

i am totally whacked out after watching this shit.......

is this really las vegas......??.....ahha thats y my cousin was avoiding bhabhi while i was asking about the casinos and bars.

ummmmm.....m pretty sure,he must have visited the strip clubs.......he is d biggest ass i can think of and a real PLAYER,who once did three timings.....!!!

hey is it really bad in checking out girls??....i dont think so......

ok....now m getting back to the movie....its a must watch movie guys.....

dont know about the dudettes but dudes are gonna love it......this movie can "spin your head right round all round",as FLO RIDA says.....

that tiger part inside loo was pretty awesome......the sight of a tiger while peeing can beat the shit out of anybody....what if the tiggy jumps on your @#$%&,o yeah that will be a nightmare......lolzzzz

oh come on how can i miss the wedding part......marrying a stripper for one night,oh bouy that should never ever happen to anybody........i hope that dint happen wid my cousin....."who cares even if it had happened",this wud have  been his answer had i asked him.

you are an idiot if u are still reading my post..........just go yaar and enjoy the movie.....!!!!!

something i have experienced....

do your own work and never expect anyone to help you or come for you.......

believe me ,the task will be completed more faster than you think with less obligations and persuations.......

happy or what doesnt matter....

happy anniversary abhi .....!!!!

holy shit....

i cant find my SIM....its an official sim and dad will get furious on that......

i better find it or i am sooooo doomed....!!!!!!!!

shit shit shit..........what d hell m i doing here......dhund sale nahi to marega!!!!!!

thanda thanda cool cool......

mausam is gettin sooo cooler and sexier.......is dat really weather anything to do with my mood or ....ummmm yeah ...yes i knew dat...o yeah true true......very true....

i am feeling so sexy right now.........!!!!...o yeah baby i am very very very sexy and hot,ab khud ki tarif aur kitni karu......

hey y are u laughing at me......???

come on guys dont laugh......i love praising myself!!!!.......aur koi nahi karta to kya....waise karta nahi karti hai.....ya ya,now stop please!!!

weather is awesome and ya i am going to do what i am best at.......and datz sleeping.......

gud nyt...shabba kher.......khuda hafiz.....namastey.....ram ram.......ab jane bhi do paro.....ahhh i mean yaro !!!!!!

Shahruk Sqirts In States....

SMASHED out of the RING mr. SHAHRUKH!!!!!!.....

how u feeling now????

got a jhatka on your ego...huh!!!!!

SCENARIO 1:

SRK: "hey i am the k..kk...kii...king no.1 in INDIA.....how d..dd...daa...dare u americans dont knw me"

SEARGENT: "shut up and dance"

SRK: "i ch...chh...charge $10,000 for o..oo....on...ne performance"

SGT: "hey!!!!.... u stammer ???....what u got in your mouth....gum bomb or sth??"

SCENARIO 2:

SRK: "I am going to complain our I&B minister miss ambika soni"

SGT: "for what??"

SRK: "for frisking me like that"

SGT: "hey u know that lady!!!!......".......i am gonna call CIA personnels....its a matter of national security now!!!

SCENARIO 3:

SRK: "can i make a call?"

SGT: "w8.... i need to arrange a recorder."

SRK: "why?"

SGT: "we need to know whether mehsud is dead or not".......( mehsud: supreme commander of taliban,dead now)

SCENARIO 4:

SRK:  "bhai jaan.....muje yahaan se nikalo"

IRFAN:  "abe tu kaise fas gaya oye...!!!....muje bhi pakad rakha tha"

SRK: "bhai jaan bahut sata rahe hai"

IRFAN: " koi baat nahi oye....maine to sabka free me chhhota recharge kara diya tha oye.....aur bahar aa gaya oye"

SRK: "par mai kya karu bhaijaan?"

IRFAN: "tera kuch nahi ho sakta oye....tuje to waise bhi 11 mulko ki police talash rahi hai oye....allah teri aatma ko rehmat de ...oye!!!!