Sunday, February 1, 2009

sizzling start of new semester.....(only 4 guys)

"hum 4 me se 3 singles hai........nuns ki life jee rahe hai hum 3
musketeers"



8:00 am....

panther(calls) : abe class hai be....

me(sleeping with muscle man) : abe so raha hu yaar...

panther : ladkiya pahuch gayi yaar class karne....(yaar ladkiya bhi na)

me(rubbing eyes) : bhar me jaye ladkiya.....muje sona hai.....

panther : hitler ki class hai yaar.......mai pahuch raha hu.....

me: yaar abi to loo bhi nahi gaya......


8:20 am.....

me : abe utho ladkiya pahuch gayi padne ........lagta hai sabki bfs bhag gaye.....

muscle man : abe kat lo.....aur hume sone do.....

me : chalo yaar ....mai halke hone ja raha hu.....

muscle man : yaar muje to 10 baje lagti hai .........mai kya karu.......

me : mat kar .......aise hi chal........

muscle man : chirkut lal shant raho.......ab uthne do hume........

me : jaldi utho.......post office bhi jana hai.......

muscle man : (stretching his legs like dog and spreading his wings like a crow ,he wakes at last)


8:45 am....

me : abe gum kaha hai......??

muscle man : kyu tere pass nahi hai......

me : abe chipkane wale gum ki baat kar raha hu.....(dirty mind...he tht i was talking about chewing gum,i chew a lot)

muscle man : bag me hai........



9:00 am....

muscle man : yaar khana kha le.....bhukh lag rahi hai.......

me : haddi ke pujari ......tu kha kha ke mar jayega.......magar mota kabi nahi hoga.....

(we took breakfast and ran like usan bolt)

muscle man: yaar sare autos bhare huye hai.....

me : ha yaar........jisme dekho maal baithe huye hai......

muscle man : ek me jagah mil jaye......

me : pehle tu maal ban ja auto wala khud baitha lega.......


9:15 am.....

me : abe nind aa rahi hai yaar.....

muscle man : shant raho aur chipakane do........kyaaaaa forms.......sudhroge nahi......

worker : light nahi hai ..... abhi nahi ho sakta.........

me : " iski to *******"

muscle man : kar de yaar .......clg jana hai......

worker : nahi ho sakta ........andhera hai.......

muscle man : raat ko andhere me hi karta hoga....ab kaise nahi karega........

(somehow we managed to get the forms posted)



10:10 am....

(we took a rickshaw 4 clg)....

b/w main gate and class.....

me : abe uski class hogi yaar ......... hitler ki........meri le legi ache se.......

muscle man : abe ab chalo yaar.........mai hoo na.......( see who is showing guts...lolzzzzzz)

(we reached class room)

me(wondering) : "abe chain kaise khuli reh gayi.....band kyu nahi ho rahi"...(btw mai apne jacket ke chain ki baat kar raha hu)

muscle man : may i cum in mam..??

me : abe aram se....band to karne de.......(chain remained open and i had 2 go inside as it is)


10:20 am...

me : hi chaman lal.........kaise ho yaar...??....uska phn aya ke nahi.......??

chaman lal : kya yaar ab yaad mat dila uski.......uske chakkar me apna sara collection delete mar diya

me : koi na muscle man ke pass hai........

chaman lal : yaar cp me chinkys kitni cute lag rahi thi yaar......

me: abe tune to apna level hi down kar liya.....kya yaar......

chaman lal : chod na yaar.......sirf tar hi to raha tha........us chakkar me jacket bhi nahi kharid paya......

me : chal dubara chal ........mai dila dunga.......

(hitler screams)

hitler : hey u .........leave the class......

me : who ..??? me...??

hitler : yes .....u.......

me : i can have my breakfast now.......thank u mam.......

(i left around 10:30 am;mindblowing start.......)


11:00 am.......

muscle man(calls) : kaha ho be.......bunk lag gaya.......

me : abe DT pad raha hu.......(waise DT me padne ko kuch aata bhi hai)

muscle man : abe kya ladki hai be........!!!!!!!

me : bhai ab to sudhar jao.........2 pehle se hai teesri banayega kya.........


11:15 am.......

me : abe mall chalo yaar........gip kaisa rahega??

chaman lal(frusty) : nahi yaar couples ko dekhkar gussa aur aata hai......

me : abe aaj to suna hai mall me naya maal aya hai......

muscle man : abe kharidne ja raha hai kya.......muje laga......

me : abe dekh lete hai ....shayad kuch pasand aa jaye ......

chaman lal : muje bhi jacket leni hai.......

don : hi guys.....

me : tu kya karne aya hai.....??

don : class.....

me : bunk laga gaya.......gip ja rahe hai......

don(sust guy) : nahi yaar.......room me chalte hai.....

me : abe muje dostana nahi karni tere sath........lolzzzzzzz

(we all decided to go gip)
aur kitna baku ,itna kafi hai na........we went there aur muscle man se paise kharch karwaye....
and and and you know yaar.........mall me aur kya kar sakte hai........
"kapde dekhna to ek bahana
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bacho ke kaam ki chiz nahi hai,
ankhen band kar lo...lolzzzzzz"

ps: names are changed to hide their identity........likh bhi deta to kya bigad lete charo mera....lolzzz