Saturday, June 27, 2009

Jack SON - The Son Of Musical Goddess

"if you enter this world
knowing you are loved and you leave
this world knowing the same,then everything 
that happens in between
can be dealt with"

- MIcheal JackSon

legends never die.........he will always be remembered.......!!!!!

darkness follows us !!!!

people say there is gonna be light after dark 

but there is also gonna be dark after light

cylcle never ends and continues till the 

                mayhem leads to


Friday, June 26, 2009

khushiyo ko wo le gaya......

kaisa ye pyar ka rang hai,
jo tu mujpe chada gaya,
kaisa ye bechedne ka dard hai,
jo tu mujko de gaya

dil to wohi tha jisne mujko pyar diya
fir kaise wo mujko akela chod gaya
hatho ke chale dil me ubhar aye hai
aansuyo ke dhar me aankhon ki roshni beh gaye hai

soni soni akhiyo ko tu baha gaya
par is bhare dil ko tu soona kar gaya
sath sath ek kinare pe chalte chalte
kaise tu kinara badal gaya

pyar ka gunah mai tujse kar gaya
jaan na paya aisa kya gunah kiya
jo tu muje akela chod gaya
kyu tu muje tanha chod gaya

apne hatheli pe tere hath ko dhundta rahu
apne kandhe pe tere sar ko mehsoos na kar pau
tere badan ki khushbuu ab mujko nahi aati hai
hawa me behta  pallu ab nahi mujko chuta hai

tere is dil se mera dil tha har gaya
teri dhadkan mere dil ki dhadkan tha ban gaya
mere pyar ki aag ko tera kaleja bhuja gaya
yaad teri aa rahi hai
kaise ab tujo bhulau re .....
kaise tujse kiya pyar bhulau re....

Saturday, June 20, 2009

MTNL sucks!!!!

i have got MTNL  net connection and its the worst connection anybody can have......using their broadband can be  nightmarish....!!!!!......

even if u try to complaint,each and every attendant whoever attends the call passes on the work load to his subbordinates.....simply a disgusting job to explain each and every one 'bout d fuk m going thru......

cant even check my important mails and reply my buddies messages......!!!!

its better that it gets closed and privatized.....salo kaam nahi karoge to yehi hoga!!!!....

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

engineers huh..!!!....1

hey remember those sleepless nights,wo dengue ke machhar sale...........singin like padte the yaar....just to get into a prestigous engineering college....din have time to even pee......well all those hard works paid off and got selected atlast.....

he : oye!!!...have u done d last chapter...its d easiest and m sure questions will come....

me : nai yaar...m still stuck wid d thermodynamics part.......will take tym.......

these were the talkings we used to do before joining JSS......


he : hey check her out......

me : what??

he : abe maal lag rahi hai be ( she is lukin so hot)...

me : yeah......nice assets too....

he : ya.....ooooooo...i just love dose shaved legs........wish could have licked dem.....

me : hahhahaa.......chal ander aloo tikki khate hai( lets eat aloo tikki!!!!)

he : abe use dek.....langoor ke sath angoor.....

me : ha yaar........yehi kismat hai........saala maal ho to gadhe ko bhi pari bhi mil jati hai........

padai and dat too in BTECH life.....forget it dude.......even d scholars study d nyt just b4 exams.......but ha....we always complete our course,kaise bhi karke......:P

miya chits kab kaam aayenge.......!!!!!

d 1st question dat was asked  during ragging by a senior was...."oye ladkiya kaisi hai teri class me...aur kitni hai.....?"

me : (facing my feet) sir!..achi hai.....sab ki sab.....(sabki sab dehati  kahi ki....murmuring)

i was asked to take their numbers and addresses...bloody hell......aaj tak kisi anjaan ladki ko HI tak nahi kaha!!!!!

as soon as i cleared semesters and moved into 2nd batch came.....and we started ogling @ new EC!!!....each and every face seemed to have similarity with some model from COSMOPOLITAN
at that time we feel.........kash 1 saal late paida hote........

we guys never appreciate what we have in our classes....always appreciating d new comers.....(kabhi nahi sudhrenge)..

there are three types of categories of students in an engineering college.......

1. geeks( padhakus) : sari classes attend karenge aur teachers ke pallu ke ander ghuse rahenge ,doing ji hujuri all the time......assignment me bhi nahi dete tipne ke liye.......(bloody assholes)

2. averagers : attend most of d classes and pretend as if they are making notes in the class and keep writing each and every point like a nerd......dimag me kuch bhi nahi ghus raha hoga tab bhi likh rahe honge........(i used to be one  of dem)

3. last benchers(d real entertainers and actors): assignment karenge........huh.....bhul jao beta ji.....jis din assignment mila samajh jao us din juniors ki shamat......
and yeah if lecture gets too boring dey are d ones who help us in killing time........teacher ki leni ho to bas inse agey kaun hoga.......(i played dat role also...its fun!!!!)

aur teacher bhi aise......always pretending as if they have got d brain like me they are the true actors ,its really hard to hide who u really are and pretend to have knowledgeable personality.....

ok datz enuf........more posts will come reagrding college life.......and all of these are my true experiences...!!!!....:)

Monday, June 15, 2009

datz no lust !!!!

few dayz back somebody asked me a question....."what do u think is the most beautiful thing for u?'

i said......." WOMEN........the prettiest  creativity by GOD"....."nothing can match her"....."even TAJ MAHAL  bows before  rani MUMTAZ"...

Sunday, June 14, 2009

ishq ki dariya.....

mai wo hawa hu jisme tum saans leti ho
mai wo dariya hu jisme bhigta hai tera daman
humse tum khafa reh paogi kaise
humse dur reh paogi kaise

mai wo bindiya hu jise tum mathe pe lagati ho
mai wo parchayi hu jo tumhare sath chalta hai
khud se mujko alag kar paogi kaise
humko tum bhul paogi kaise

mai wo roshni hu jo tumhari aankhon me basta hai
mai wo khushbu hu jo tumhari saanso me rehta hai
mere bina ji paogi kaise
apne saanso ko rok paogi kaise

mai wo hasi hu jo tumhare hotho ko chuta hai
mai wo latte hu jo sehlata hai tumhare galo ko
humse aankhen chura paogi kaise
kyunki un aankhon me samaya kajal hu mai

my choice!!!

    four things that matter to me 


   1. PRIDE
   2. MONEY

   3. POWER

   the most important one....

   4. FAMILY

Sunday, June 7, 2009

words are missing!!!

i want to write sth ,but dont how to words have gone draught.......

when i started writing, i really loved it.......i used to figure out atleast 2 topics everyday.....
but 2day i m thirsty of words,topics.......dont knw y its so.......

may be the inspiration is gone......ya i saw an inspiration in sm1......her words really inspired me,wow what a human being. she was so gud in playing with words,never saw dat before.

i started liking her personality and it was then i decided to portray her in my own words.
i guess i was late,i never understood her and realised my fault after she left.

i kept writing even after she left to keep d memories of a  wud have been a gud friendship.......
d  strangest part i felt was that dose memories had  never hurt me.
i actually enjoyed remembering dem :) i kept writing to keep dem alive....:)

people say d memories of sm1 who leaves always hurt.....but i guess its not like dat.....
i wud rather say if any1 says so,u  have never respected dat person ,u have never cherished d moments u spent wid him,u havnt let him unlock d locks of urs and never tried  to untie him........
u shud have revealed urself and instead of blaming him/her try 2 improve urself and let a fruitful relationship to happen.

guys generally suffer from sense of insecurity,dey find it  too hard to believe their partners....ultimately resulting into grudges and fights b/w d two.....
finally wen  either of dem starts feeling suffocating,everythng ends and she leaves you in d middle of nowhere......

ya guys commit mistakes but d most depressing part is girl never replies,she never says goodbye and leaves widout saying a word,as if she is some kind a ghost.........

u knw how it feels....d feeling kills u every sec,torns u apart into pieces........
you keep on searching d reason of y she left,
you try 2 recall  everythng u said was wrong,
it feels like you are d biggest fault commiter of all,
d whole blame is on u........

u keep on msging her wid no replies....!!!!!!

and finally she comes and says "srry we cant talk and meet any more".......

mana ke humne khata ki hai
par aisi bhi kya baat thi
jo humse wafa tum na kar paye

mana ke humne dil dukhaya hai
par aisi bhi kya galti ki thi
jiski maafi na de paye

mana ke humne lehje se baat nahi ki
par aisi bhi kya berukhi 
jo galti ki saja bhi na suna paye tum

Saturday, June 6, 2009

khul ke haso na!!!!!!!


dont ask me wat i m doing.......i just woke up and saw some people doing laughter therapy........
i burst into laughter not to join them,but i found their gol motol tonds hilte huye(up down ,up down......) soooooooo funny,hasi chut gayiiiii..........hahahhaha........:P....

Friday, June 5, 2009

school days!!!!!!

yesterday i got a mail.....i found it soooo m sharing wid u guys........

Here are some sayings from! 


Teacher: 'What is your name?'
 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'
Student: 'My name is Sunlight.


 'What is your name?'.
 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'
 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."



 What happened in 1869?
 Gandhiji was born.
 What happened in 1873?
 Gandhiji was four years old.



 What is the full form of maths?
 Mentally affected teachers harassing students



Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?


Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?
 A holiday


 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '
Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'



How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
 How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)



 There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?
 32 yrs.
 How do you know?
 Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

who got d patience.....!!!!!

if u wanna knw d personz personality.....

piss him/her off......not much but to the verge of making him feel irritated....

and observe the way he/she tackles the situation........

if he is cool minded and has the ability to keep the situation under control,he will try to change d topic...

or if he is a brat like u will play d same game wid u and will start making fun and play pranks       and make d environment  funny.....

or if he is a self obsessed about himself and weighs his own pride a lot,will stop talking and may   walk out or ask u to stop wid great authority.....(i like such guys)

or if he/she is completely aimless and living a  life full of frustration,never likes people   all     around,self centered,cant see others rising,shows false pride just like a tnt missile widout               chemicals inside talk shit and sentences dat will lead nowhere but create a grudge in each others mind......

u knw wat......i piss people off sometimes knowingly,i love doing dat .....not cuz of some kind a enmity,just 2 knw people and read their minds and learn from dem.....:)

Monday, June 1, 2009

o sajanji.....

kaise tuje mai samjhau
kitna mai chahu tumhe

milney to aao na
o sajni pass aao na
ek baar mere dil se  milke  dekho na
kabhi to ha kehke dekho na

y u always have to say no
although i can see ME in ur eyes
y do u have to hide your face
as if u are hiding ur emotions

kaise tuje mai samjhau
kitna mai chahu tumhe

mere dil se puchke dekho na
dhadkan ki dhun sunke to dekho na 
jara to pass aao na
mere karib to aao na

what are u scared of
are u scared of ur parents
or ME
what stops u from accepting me

tere bin rahe to kaise rahe
tere bin jiye  to kaise jiye
kare to ab kya kare
kuch to mujko batao na

meri aankhon me jara jhanko na
ho sake to ha kah do na