Friday, June 5, 2009

school days!!!!!!

yesterday i got a mail.....i found it soooo cute.......so m sharing wid u guys........


Here are some sayings from School.....smile! 

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Teacher: 'What is your name?'
Student:
 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
Teacher:
 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'

 

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Student: 'My name is Sunlight.

 




Teacher:
 'What is your name?'.
Student:
 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
Teacher:
 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'
Student:
 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."

 



 


Teacher:
 What happened in 1869?
Student:
 Gandhiji was born.
Teacher:
 What happened in 1873?
Student:
 Gandhiji was four years old.

 



 


Teacher:
 What is the full form of maths?

 

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Student:
 Mentally affected teachers harassing students

 


Teacher:

Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
Student:
 BROTHERLY LOVE

 

Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?
Student:
 A holiday

 



Teacher:
 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '

 

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Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'

 




Teacher:

How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher:
 How is it possible?

 

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Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)

 



 



Teacher:
 There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?
Student:
 32 yrs.
Teacher:
 How do you know?
Student:
 Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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