Thursday, February 26, 2009

kam kam si hai...



ruk si gayi hai dil ki dhadkane
tham gaya ho waqt jaise
kam ho gayi hai ye pyar ki lau
jaise dhal rahi ho suraj ki roshni


ruk si gayi hai ye hawayee
tham gaya ho tumhari balo ka lehrana jaise
gumsum se hai ye panchiya
ruth gaya ho ye duniya jaise


bikhar gaya hu teri yaad me
samunder ki ret jaise
mar rahi hai dil ki khwaishey
patjhar ke patto jaise


Wednesday, February 25, 2009

help me out!!!!!!

2morro i m having my dcn exam and m nt at all prepared.
m still confused whether 2 take d exam or not,even if i roll my sleeves up and try to take out my inside guts and pull off the  sweat of fear out of my mind and try to cover this huge chunk of a glacier(syllabus),i dont thnk i will be able to go that far.
i have covered 60% but the left over part of 40% is bothering me a lot.
lets c ,what i can do about it......
jai shri krishna

Sunday, February 15, 2009

well said....

someone very special recited that beautiful thought to me 2day....


"wo manjil hi kya jo asani se mil jaye
 wo musafir hi kya jo itni jaldi har man jaye"


Friday, February 13, 2009

dude ..u will rock...

2day my best mate is gonna do sth...he has been waiting for....
its a special day for him.....
i hope he succeeds.....
gud luck mate...u will rock.......cheers.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

she wants to be with me...i wanna go wild dis tym...!!!


hey girl! i know u r staring at me,
i know u wanna roll with me,
seeing me is driving  u crazy,
may be the looks of mine is very sexy

hey girl!i knw u wanna have some fun,
i know u wanna lick my cheek like melon,
i can see d way u roll ur tongue over d lips,
i knw u r watchng my B

hey girl! there may be a reason thats stopping you
but nothing can ever come between us
so keep yourself burning
cuz i  need that fire while you make love with me

hey girl! i can feel there is sth going inside you
may be d sight of me is simply making you to loose ur big O
so stop pretending of ignoring me
just show  some signs of allowing me to hold you over me

hey girl! there is a notion in me that tells me
that every part of ur body is tingling 
i can assure you a swift lift
just you have to show your belief in me 
just  release yourself on me




Tuesday, February 10, 2009

trust me its really hard ....

sometimes i do things that i never wanted to. when i accidently hurt someone ,i never realise that i have done something wrong.....but whenever i take a good look in to that matter and try to see it in a different perspective and put myself in his/her shoes,i feel that ya,i think i have done something really stupid and i shouldn't have done that. but i have already done that and it can't be reversed.
the only thing i can do is to apologise to him/her and ask for forgiveness. trust me its not a difficult task to say sorry,i can say sorry 100 hundred times,but do i really mean it???
i dont know...may be i dont...

i start feeling ke ,are yaar ye kya kar diya maine....and cant figure out the way to fix this.
i feel guilty and wish i can get the things right as soon as possible........but i dont know where to start...
but latter on i realised,may be i haven't looked into something else....may be i was just trying to figure out how to say sorry.......
in my opinion the best way to start is doing the most difficult thing......and that is to forgive myself....
unless i stop cursing myself and blaming myself for the things i have done,i dont desreve to be forgiven...but when i am sure that i wont do that again and i can control myself then 80% job is done and rest 20% lies in your ways of saying sorry(we are used to of saying sorry..isnt it???,everyone can do that.....even a garbage boy can say sorry).

"try to forgive yourself and then everything will be fine"

Friday, February 6, 2009

i saw hell....

yesterday was one of the worst days of my life......i had gone to have some fun in my best mate's birthday but had to return ......."hey sorry buddy....for not being there with you @ the happiest day of your life.....please forgive me".....

it was like a roller coaster ride for me....many ups and downs had occurred in just 4 hours duration....but i managed everything,i gave my best and tried to control the situation......tried to be strong as much as i could and stopped my emotions from kicking me down.....

but i wanna say something......i was really afraid @ that time and i saw hell yesterday.......
god bless everyone


Monday, February 2, 2009

kah na pau....

jab  ankhon se behte ye  ansu hai,
dhundhla sa lagey ye jaha hai,
kaisi ye kashmakash hai,
chahkar bhi na khoj pau tu kaha hai


chal raha hu dil me bojh liye,
kah na paya kitne julm hai tune kiye,
fir bhi dil ye mera kehta hai,
tu wo sukun hai jo mere dil me rehta hai


teri yadoon me jal raha hu,
dede mujko thoda sukun,
pyar jo muje de na saka tu,
maut hi ab mujko deja tu

my confessions.....

1. i dont do shop lifting ,yet whenever i see any jeans or a jacket  pretty good but have already  ran    out of money;i stick my chewing gum inside them. my apologies to those who ever tried them      out, heyyyyy.....who cares..........

2. i cant  make tea.

3. i am a big penny pincher just like uncle scrooge.

4. "dont show me ut atti,i can break u like glasses within few seconds"--- ya trust me,i can be lethal sometimes.

5. i always throw my wet towel on my bed after bath.

6. i wont like u if u dont like me
    i wont trust u if u dont trust me
    i will kick ur arse if u betray me
    i will love u if u respect me
    so u can say....i have got attitude but for my protection ,only 2 save myself 4m those vultures.
    
7. i love to make pranks and that can be on any1....any 1 means any1...

8. i dont wash my own clothes.

9. i hate horror movies,cuz i fear watching nightmares of ghosts at night.

10. i love watching cartoon network.....so what,does age really matter??



Sunday, February 1, 2009

sizzling start of new semester.....(only 4 guys)

"hum 4 me se 3 singles hai........nuns ki life jee rahe hai hum 3
musketeers"



8:00 am....

panther(calls) : abe class hai be....

me(sleeping with muscle man) : abe so raha hu yaar...

panther : ladkiya pahuch gayi yaar class karne....(yaar ladkiya bhi na)

me(rubbing eyes) : bhar me jaye ladkiya.....muje sona hai.....

panther : hitler ki class hai yaar.......mai pahuch raha hu.....

me: yaar abi to loo bhi nahi gaya......


8:20 am.....

me : abe utho ladkiya pahuch gayi padne ........lagta hai sabki bfs bhag gaye.....

muscle man : abe kat lo.....aur hume sone do.....

me : chalo yaar ....mai halke hone ja raha hu.....

muscle man : yaar muje to 10 baje lagti hai .........mai kya karu.......

me : mat kar .......aise hi chal........

muscle man : chirkut lal shant raho.......ab uthne do hume........

me : jaldi utho.......post office bhi jana hai.......

muscle man : (stretching his legs like dog and spreading his wings like a crow ,he wakes at last)


8:45 am....

me : abe gum kaha hai......??

muscle man : kyu tere pass nahi hai......

me : abe chipkane wale gum ki baat kar raha hu.....(dirty mind...he tht i was talking about chewing gum,i chew a lot)

muscle man : bag me hai........



9:00 am....

muscle man : yaar khana kha le.....bhukh lag rahi hai.......

me : haddi ke pujari ......tu kha kha ke mar jayega.......magar mota kabi nahi hoga.....

(we took breakfast and ran like usan bolt)

muscle man: yaar sare autos bhare huye hai.....

me : ha yaar........jisme dekho maal baithe huye hai......

muscle man : ek me jagah mil jaye......

me : pehle tu maal ban ja auto wala khud baitha lega.......


9:15 am.....

me : abe nind aa rahi hai yaar.....

muscle man : shant raho aur chipakane do........kyaaaaa forms.......sudhroge nahi......

worker : light nahi hai ..... abhi nahi ho sakta.........

me : " iski to *******"

muscle man : kar de yaar .......clg jana hai......

worker : nahi ho sakta ........andhera hai.......

muscle man : raat ko andhere me hi karta hoga....ab kaise nahi karega........

(somehow we managed to get the forms posted)



10:10 am....

(we took a rickshaw 4 clg)....

b/w main gate and class.....

me : abe uski class hogi yaar ......... hitler ki........meri le legi ache se.......

muscle man : abe ab chalo yaar.........mai hoo na.......( see who is showing guts...lolzzzzzz)

(we reached class room)

me(wondering) : "abe chain kaise khuli reh gayi.....band kyu nahi ho rahi"...(btw mai apne jacket ke chain ki baat kar raha hu)

muscle man : may i cum in mam..??

me : abe aram se....band to karne de.......(chain remained open and i had 2 go inside as it is)


10:20 am...

me : hi chaman lal.........kaise ho yaar...??....uska phn aya ke nahi.......??

chaman lal : kya yaar ab yaad mat dila uski.......uske chakkar me apna sara collection delete mar diya

me : koi na muscle man ke pass hai........

chaman lal : yaar cp me chinkys kitni cute lag rahi thi yaar......

me: abe tune to apna level hi down kar liya.....kya yaar......

chaman lal : chod na yaar.......sirf tar hi to raha tha........us chakkar me jacket bhi nahi kharid paya......

me : chal dubara chal ........mai dila dunga.......

(hitler screams)

hitler : hey u .........leave the class......

me : who ..??? me...??

hitler : yes .....u.......

me : i can have my breakfast now.......thank u mam.......

(i left around 10:30 am;mindblowing start.......)


11:00 am.......

muscle man(calls) : kaha ho be.......bunk lag gaya.......

me : abe DT pad raha hu.......(waise DT me padne ko kuch aata bhi hai)

muscle man : abe kya ladki hai be........!!!!!!!

me : bhai ab to sudhar jao.........2 pehle se hai teesri banayega kya.........


11:15 am.......

me : abe mall chalo yaar........gip kaisa rahega??

chaman lal(frusty) : nahi yaar couples ko dekhkar gussa aur aata hai......

me : abe aaj to suna hai mall me naya maal aya hai......

muscle man : abe kharidne ja raha hai kya.......muje laga......

me : abe dekh lete hai ....shayad kuch pasand aa jaye ......

chaman lal : muje bhi jacket leni hai.......

don : hi guys.....

me : tu kya karne aya hai.....??

don : class.....

me : bunk laga gaya.......gip ja rahe hai......

don(sust guy) : nahi yaar.......room me chalte hai.....

me : abe muje dostana nahi karni tere sath........lolzzzzzzz

(we all decided to go gip)
aur kitna baku ,itna kafi hai na........we went there aur muscle man se paise kharch karwaye....
and and and you know yaar.........mall me aur kya kar sakte hai........
"kapde dekhna to ek bahana
----------------------------
bacho ke kaam ki chiz nahi hai,
ankhen band kar lo...lolzzzzzz"

ps: names are changed to hide their identity........likh bhi deta to kya bigad lete charo mera....lolzzz