Wednesday, June 17, 2009

engineers huh..!!!....1


hey remember those sleepless nights,wo dengue ke machhar sale...........singin like himesh....hmmmm.....wow....kitna padte the yaar....just to get into a prestigous engineering college....din have time to even pee......well all those hard works paid off and got selected atlast.....

he : oye!!!...have u done d last chapter...its d easiest and m sure questions will come....

me : nai yaar...m still stuck wid d thermodynamics part.......will take tym.......

these were the talkings we used to do before joining JSS......

NOW: 

he : hey check her out......

me : what??

he : abe maal lag rahi hai be ( she is lukin so hot)...

me : yeah......nice assets too....

he : ya.....ooooooo...i just love dose shaved legs........wish could have licked dem.....

me : hahhahaa.......chal ander aloo tikki khate hai( lets eat aloo tikki!!!!)

he : abe use dek.....langoor ke sath angoor.....

me : ha yaar........yehi kismat hai........saala maal ho to gadhe ko bhi pari bhi mil jati hai........

padai and dat too in BTECH life.....forget it dude.......even d scholars study d nyt just b4 exams.......but ha....we always complete our course,kaise bhi karke......:P

miya chits kab kaam aayenge.......!!!!!

d 1st question dat was asked  during ragging by a senior was...."oye ladkiya kaisi hai teri class me...aur kitni hai.....?"

me : (facing my feet) sir!..achi hai.....sab ki sab.....(sabki sab dehati  kahi ki....murmuring)

i was asked to take their numbers and addresses...bloody hell......aaj tak kisi anjaan ladki ko HI tak nahi kaha!!!!!

as soon as i cleared semesters and moved into 2nd yr.......new batch came.....and we started ogling @ new EC babes.....wow!!!....each and every face seemed to have similarity with some model from COSMOPOLITAN magazine....lol.......
at that time we feel.........kash 1 saal late paida hote........

we guys never appreciate what we have in our classes....always appreciating d new comers.....(kabhi nahi sudhrenge)..

there are three types of categories of students in an engineering college.......

1. geeks( padhakus) : sari classes attend karenge aur teachers ke pallu ke ander ghuse rahenge ,doing ji hujuri all the time......assignment me bhi nahi dete tipne ke liye.......(bloody assholes)

2. averagers : attend most of d classes and pretend as if they are making notes in the class and keep writing each and every point like a nerd......dimag me kuch bhi nahi ghus raha hoga tab bhi likh rahe honge........(i used to be one  of dem)

3. last benchers(d real entertainers and actors): assignment karenge........huh.....bhul jao beta ji.....jis din assignment mila samajh jao us din juniors ki shamat......
and yeah if lecture gets too boring dey are d ones who help us in killing time........teacher ki leni ho to bas inse agey kaun hoga.......(i played dat role also...its fun!!!!)

aur teacher bhi aise......always pretending as if they have got d brain like EINSTEIN........trust me they are the true actors ,its really hard to hide who u really are and pretend to have knowledgeable personality.....

ok datz enuf........more posts will come reagrding college life.......and all of these are my true experiences...!!!!....:)