sizzling start of new semester.....(only 4 guys)

"hum 4 me se 3 singles hai........nuns ki life jee rahe hai hum 3

musketeers"

8:00 am....

panther(calls) : abe class hai be....

me(sleeping with muscle man) : abe so raha hu yaar...

panther : ladkiya pahuch gayi yaar class karne....(yaar ladkiya bhi na)

me(rubbing eyes) : bhar me jaye ladkiya.....muje sona hai.....

panther : hitler ki class hai yaar.......mai pahuch raha hu.....

me: yaar abi to loo bhi nahi gaya......

8:20 am.....

me : abe utho ladkiya pahuch gayi padne ........lagta hai sabki bfs bhag gaye.....

muscle man : abe kat lo.....aur hume sone do.....

me : chalo yaar ....mai halke hone ja raha hu.....

muscle man : yaar muje to 10 baje lagti hai .........mai kya karu.......

me : mat kar .......aise hi chal........

muscle man : chirkut lal shant raho.......ab uthne do hume........

me : jaldi utho.......post office bhi jana hai.......

muscle man : (stretching his legs like dog and spreading his wings like a crow ,he wakes at last)

8:45 am....

me : abe gum kaha hai......??

muscle man : kyu tere pass nahi hai......

me : abe chipkane wale gum ki baat kar raha hu.....(dirty mind...he tht i was talking about chewing gum,i chew a lot)

muscle man : bag me hai........

9:00 am....

muscle man : yaar khana kha le.....bhukh lag rahi hai.......

me : haddi ke pujari ......tu kha kha ke mar jayega.......magar mota kabi nahi hoga.....

(we took breakfast and ran like usan bolt)

muscle man: yaar sare autos bhare huye hai.....

me : ha yaar........jisme dekho maal baithe huye hai......

muscle man : ek me jagah mil jaye......

me : pehle tu maal ban ja auto wala khud baitha lega.......

9:15 am.....

me : abe nind aa rahi hai yaar.....

muscle man : shant raho aur chipakane do........kyaaaaa forms.......sudhroge nahi......

worker : light nahi hai ..... abhi nahi ho sakta.........

me : " iski to *******"

muscle man : kar de yaar .......clg jana hai......

worker : nahi ho sakta ........andhera hai.......

muscle man : raat ko andhere me hi karta hoga....ab kaise nahi karega........

(somehow we managed to get the forms posted)

10:10 am....

(we took a rickshaw 4 clg)....

b/w main gate and class.....

me : abe uski class hogi yaar ......... hitler ki........meri le legi ache se.......

muscle man : abe ab chalo yaar.........mai hoo na.......( see who is showing guts...lolzzzzzz)

(we reached class room)

me(wondering) : "abe chain kaise khuli reh gayi.....band kyu nahi ho rahi"...(btw mai apne jacket ke chain ki baat kar raha hu)

muscle man : may i cum in mam..??

me : abe aram se....band to karne de.......(chain remained open and i had 2 go inside as it is)

10:20 am...

me : hi chaman lal.........kaise ho yaar...??....uska phn aya ke nahi.......??

chaman lal : kya yaar ab yaad mat dila uski.......uske chakkar me apna sara collection delete mar diya

me : koi na muscle man ke pass hai........

chaman lal : yaar cp me chinkys kitni cute lag rahi thi yaar......

me: abe tune to apna level hi down kar liya.....kya yaar......

chaman lal : chod na yaar.......sirf tar hi to raha tha........us chakkar me jacket bhi nahi kharid paya......

me : chal dubara chal ........mai dila dunga.......

(hitler screams)

hitler : hey u .........leave the class......

me : who ..??? me...??

hitler : yes .....u.......

me : i can have my breakfast now.......thank u mam.......

(i left around 10:30 am;mindblowing start.......)

11:00 am.......

muscle man(calls) : kaha ho be.......bunk lag gaya.......

me : abe DT pad raha hu.......(waise DT me padne ko kuch aata bhi hai)

muscle man : abe kya ladki hai be........!!!!!!!

me : bhai ab to sudhar jao.........2 pehle se hai teesri banayega kya.........

11:15 am.......

me : abe mall chalo yaar........gip kaisa rahega??

chaman lal(frusty) : nahi yaar couples ko dekhkar gussa aur aata hai......

me : abe aaj to suna hai mall me naya maal aya hai......

muscle man : abe kharidne ja raha hai kya.......muje laga......

me : abe dekh lete hai ....shayad kuch pasand aa jaye ......

chaman lal : muje bhi jacket leni hai.......

don : hi guys.....

me : tu kya karne aya hai.....??

don : class.....

me : bunk laga gaya.......gip ja rahe hai......

don(sust guy) : nahi yaar.......room me chalte hai.....

me : abe muje dostana nahi karni tere sath........lolzzzzzzz

(we all decided to go gip)

aur kitna baku ,itna kafi hai na........we went there aur muscle man se paise kharch karwaye....

and and and you know yaar.........mall me aur kya kar sakte hai........

"kapde dekhna to ek bahana

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bacho ke kaam ki chiz nahi hai,

ankhen band kar lo...lolzzzzzz"

ps: names are changed to hide their identity........likh bhi deta to kya bigad lete charo mera....lolzzz

saraswati puja......

shri shri saraswatiya namah......

saraswati puja is a ceremonial welcome of spring season,it is celebrated in north india and west bengal.

2day is saraswati puja,so i went to kalibari with mama to perform anjali.mama had asked me to get ready by 8 but i woke up around 9 and had to rush for the anjali.

i wore black jeans and a sweater having black and white strips,dad reached just before the start of last anjali.mama was wearing a yellow sari and its the custom.

the atmosphere was quite electric.......gents were looking good and girls were looking awesome.....:P......

i took the bhog after anjali and sat there 4 sometime.......and came back........

saraswati is the goddess of knowledge and learning,may she always put her hands on us and throw loads of  blessings on all of us.

shri shri saraswatiya namah

can anyone help me.......????

can anyone please tell me the way to forget things......i just wanna know the way to forget things happened in my past.........

i am desperate to know this mantra........cuz i cant erase all the agonies i have suffered whole my life....just wanna feel free and take this load off me......

i am still walking......

when i was born i was crying,

i saw every1  happy,

now as m saying goodbye,

i am happy,every1 is crying,

i am going to the other side,

cuz i am still walking

it took only a minute to have a look on you,

o!  it took an hour to start liking you,

all i took was just one day to start loving you,

as you have walked out of my dream,

its  costing me my life to forget you,

i am going to the other side,

cuz i am still walking

i walked out of my home,

i took the streets and faced things waiting for me,

i saw  highways spilled with red ,

i could see the dead guys all over,

i might not forget the scene forever,

i am going to the other side,

cuz i am still walking

you are my sister ,

i loved you like my daughter,

i always feared of loosing you,

but someone walks into your life,

and it takes few moments to forget me,

and she leaves with a goodbye kiss to me,

i am going to the other side,

cuz i am still walking

you have always been a teacher,

i see you as my mother,

you are the one,

who has always stood by my side,

as you have gone for a long sleep,

your memories are gonna hold me lifetime,

i am going to the other side,

cuz i am still walking

"even GOD can stop and heal you but TIME never stops and keeps running,

so we also need to keep the pace......so keep walking"

i am trying.....

i  dont know what i am trying,

but loosing you has left me ailing,

when you are close to me,

love is so beautiful to me,

when i feel the reality,

i suffer the agony

i dont know what i am trying,

but the glow of your smile is dimming,

when you are crawling over me,

i can see you making love to me,

when i open my eyes all over,

i loose you forever

i dont know what i am trying,

but the shadow of urs is leaving,

when i touch her lips,

i love the way she flips,

when i see my fingers pointless

i cant explain how much i feel helpless

i dont know what i am trying,

the memories of urs has left me dying,

may be i have lost my mind,

i just wanna hold you,

just want you to be here tonight,

i know i will never see you again,

i wish i can sleep forever,

cuz you have taken my breathe away

no i cant.....

my friends are asking me to go 4 raaz-2,a horror mystery and  may be another piece of crap by emran hashmi;i dont like him,doesnt matter.......but guys i cant see horror movies yaar....

i am still a bacha,mujko dar lagta hai na.....jokes apart,i have always been scared of horror movies.....

i sleep alone in my room and i see nightmares whenever i see any horror flick......

sorry my dearest dearest friends to let u down but i really cant go.......hope u guys understand.......

ready to fall.......

                              " my favryt john cena proposing his gf,what a lovely moment"

Joey Fatone Ready to Fall: I get a feeling I can't explain  whenever your eyes meet mine  My heart spins in circles  and I lose all space and time  And now that we're standing face to face  something tells me it's gonna be OK  And I'm ready to fall in love tonight  ready to hold my heart open wide  I can't promise forever  but baby i'll try  cuz I'm ready to fall in love tonight  I know you've been watching  choosing your moment  But I've been dreaming of that day  no one before you has gotten to me this way  And now that we're standing face to face  There something I need to say  and I'm ready to fall in love tonight  ready to hold my heart open wide  I can't promise forever but baby I'll try  cuz I'm ready to fall in love tonight  Nothing is certain  this I know  wherever we're heading  I'm ready to go  I can't promise forever but baby I'll try  cuz I'm ready to fall in love tonight  yes I'm ready to fall in love tonight  yes I'm ready to fall in love tonight  Ready to Fall, Joey Fatone  i just love this song.......